Angry Tweets for 2011-01-21

  • Some uppity bitchy state-assistant winner couldn't pay for her $10 copays, but could shell out money for Alli. #
  • Was I a bad person for "forgetting" to tell her about Alli's side effects of shitting your pants? Hm, guess you shouldn't be a loud bitch #
  • Whenever I get an ounce of hope that maybe humanity isnt that bad, a patient walks in the front door screaming. #
  • Oh, and I did try to tell the Alli patient about the side effects, but she was too busy waving me off while her cell phone rang. Bitch. #
  • Doctors who put refills on C-2's and who write them on non-narcotic blanks make me lose faith in medicine. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-01-20

  • I thought for a second today was Thursday. One of many let-downs that will plague me today. #
  • Bitched and moaned about your state coverage until it ran out. Now you arent bitching and moaning are you. #
  • You're crying because now you're like the rest of us and have to pay for your pills #
  • 2 for 1 coupons in the paper for burger king. MI here I come! #
  • Batshit crazy patients give me gray hair. Like not just crazy, but nuttier than squirrel turds crazy. #
  • Ask me how much of a shit I give about "Next-Generation Pharmacist program". Why dont you fix Current-Generation first. #
  • Your whining fibromyalgia bitching doesn't turn your norco from a 30 day supply into a 19 day supply. Sorry. #
  • Im proud to be the seed that started all of the bitching about pharmacy on the internet from RPh's and techs. You all are not alone. #
  • Pet Peeve: Instead of saying "Take 2 pills daily" they say "I DRINK 2 pills daily". #
  • This is what my day sucked: 8======D #
  • I think I want a Seiko Kinetic Moon watch instead of a Rolex now. FREE ADVERTISING IF YOU BUY ME OOOOOONE! #
  • Sure, I'll hold this 60 lbs of Ensure that im hauling to your car for you while you look at fucking Earrings. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-01-18

  • Never before have I seen a patient fail so badly at calling in Rx numbers. #
  • If RPh's spent as much time fighting for fair reimbursement as stroking each other off about MTM, maybe the profession wouldn't be shit. #
  • I wish these asshats in @drugtopics who talk about MTM disclose how many Rx's they fill in a day. I bet < 100. #
  • Why dont we fix whats wrong (reimbursements) rather than just add MTM (which in 10 years we'll get fucked over on) #
  • Other Pharm out front dealing with trainwreck of medications. Why would ins pay for something we do for free already? #
  • Other Pharm spent last 20 min's helping a little old lady who gets her shit filled at Walgreens. What a waste of store money #
  • As you can tell, im against MTM. We should fix whats broken in pharmacy vs adding on new responsiblities and frosting to a turd. #
  • Zmax! For when you're too fucking lazy to use a Zpak! #
  • So theres a metformin shortage? #
  • All of my patients today have reversed their IQ's with their A1C's. #
  • Its just fucking sad and depressing how incapable ppl are at being self-sufficent. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-01-15

  • Hooray! Its Crackhead Friday! #
  • I agree with @pokey_pineapple – Scrubs really needed a pharmacist on the show. #
  • Sorta wanna create an asshat forecast site. Login with FB/Twitter, post how assy your day was, track trends over time. #
  • Abbott, go fuck yourself for your CSR reps telling us we are distro recalled strips when the pt picked them up 4 MONTHS BEFORE THE RECALL. #
  • Wait until m Abbott Rep comes in. I hope she brought kleenex to wipe the tears from the ass-chewing im going to give her. #
  • The people who have a problem with our (med people's) tweets need to LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE and GET A JOB WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC. #
  • If you brag to me that you go to the pill-park to buy PCP, then your vicodin can be filled NOT ONE SECOND before its due. #
  • Everyone is wearing coats and this asian chick is in a sundress with HUGE AMOUNTS OF MAKEUP. $5 me holla? #
  • If you are going to smoke, make it count. Smoke crack! #
  • When we're all dead and gone, aliens will look at the content of the twitter servers and conclude that we didn't deserve to survive. #
  • Friday Fuck You to Abbott Diabetic Testing Customer Service. Thanks for throwing me under the bus to save your own fuckups. #
  • Pt: "But I'll die if I dont have my meds and I cant afford them" Me: "YOU should of thought of that before YOU let YOUR card expire." #
  • Guess I slept through that class in school where Im responsible for all aspects of your life. #
  • Im going to ask during a consult "Did you eat breakfast? Wipe your ass? Shower? Oh, no on the shower". #
  • If I had to drive 25 min's to pick up $300 worth of goods for FREE, i'd do cartwheels. #
  • But oh no, this twatmuffin decides to bitch because she has to drive ALL THE WAY BACK. Wah, you're making $300/hr #
  • And no, I didnt have to order anything, its for Insulin, 3 bottles, 10 days too early. No sig changes. #
  • I spoke with a nice med resident today. He thanked me for putting up with his patients bullshit. Sorta made my day. #
  • When I talk about a 30 day supply to a patient, I very well should be explaining Vancomycin kinetics to them. #
  • I get the same blank stare for both conversations. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-01-14

  • Dermatologists are notorous for being huge pharmacy money-holes with their trade-name only shit. I hates them. #
  • Thanks for that Solodyn coupon doc. I'll buy half of a lunch at mcdonalds with the profit I made from that. #
  • Nurse: "EEf we give her 1 munth supply at every 8 ours. How many dat be?" Me: "Uh, 90" Nurse: "OOf! tuuu mosh! geev hir 2 week! how dat be?" #
  • Man, its Tardy Thursday. Woman cried at me because her metformin 500 daily was going to kill her if she couldn't test 5 times daily. #
  • A patient freaking out b/c he was turned down for BC life insurance is NOT an "Emergency Phone Call" for a pharmacist. #
  • If I got my MD, I would be the voltron of medicine. Actually I'd probably go to anest. #
  • The study that got PPA pulled from the market is about as retarded as the Autism study. #
  • Anyone who uses the verbal term 'migs' instead of 'M G / Milligrams' needs a punch in the throat. #
  • On my tombstone: "Ive been out for 6 months, but all of a sudden its a BIG FUCKING EMERGENCY that I get my drugs RIGHT NOW" #
  • "Prior Auth Required" is insurance speak for "Fuck Yo Couch!" #
  • A "nursing student" just demanded to see the Rx to yell at me that the MD wrote for Diflucan but I dispensed Fluconazole. #
  • Man, with the arguments that I've gotten into today people still wonder why I carry a gun to my car with me 🙁 #
  • What a great day, saved an idiot from killing himself and thereby saving the taxpayer thousands of dollars. *sigh* #
  • HAHAH Boss just came up to me and said "Is it just me, or is today Fucktard Thursday?" #
  • I like facebook chatting random friends and watching them go "OMFG ITS THE ANGRY PHARMACIST" #

Angry Tweets for 2011-01-13

  • I had a pretty good twitter day today. I made myself laugh. #
  • Doctors, do not have your staff call in Rx's unless they can speak clear english. #
  • I just spent the last 10 min's crowbaring out a drug name and strength from this non-english-speaking MD staff. Waste of my fucking time. #
  • Purell is "Gentle enough for doctors to use throughout the day". Gee, thats a selling point. #
  • Purell: Safer alternative to chopping off your hands after pt brings you used vaginal applicator. #
  • Purell: When "No maam, I dont need to see that" isn't an option. #
  • Purell: When you're afraid to ask why that Rx bottle is greasy. #
  • Purell: Buying TAP a Rolex for all the good press he's giving you. #
  • Purell: Summer, 500 lb woman, wallet in bra, need I say more? #
  • Purell: No bottle is big enough when dealing with the public #
  • Purell: No bottle large enough for those damp Rx's for Lomotil. #
  • Purell: "Can you throw this away for me?" #
  • Purell: For after you're finished "signing" that new Medco contract with your ass. #
  • Since I have a bunch of doctors on here, do you really recommend Purell? #
  • You know advertisements that state '3 out of 4 doctors recommend this', that 1 doctor who doesnt is @BurbDoc #
  • Or that 1 doctor is Andrew Wakefield. Oh, I said Doctor, nevermind. >:) #
  • I dont know why i got stuck on Purell. Oh, its the INSTITUTION SIZE JUG that I just scored. *pump pump pump* #
  • Pt wants me to advance some b/c we havent heard from the Dr. She saw the SAME FUCKING Dr yesterday and got Rx's for 2 new meds. #
  • Im sorry miss, but through the power invested in me by the church of pharmacology, I dub thee too dumb to exist. #
  • I'm sorry maam, but the USS Gives-A-Fuck has left your port a long time ago. #
  • DAW-1? BWAHAHAHHA OH COME ON DOCTOR! HAHAHAHAHA DAW-1!!! HAHAHAHA! *snort* #
  • #medicaideligible Will pay cash for the Actavis brand of prometh with codeine. #
  • #medicaideligible The inability to use common courtesy #
  • #medicaideligible New shoes, dress, nails, hair, purse, iphone – Second hand childrens clothes and a pocketfull of Nix. #
  • "All mah babies be on adderall". Well, since "all your babies" are from different daddies, guess its a problem with you. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-01-12

  • Standing for 10 hours/day + not being able to poop when you need to = Backside that looks more like mouth of cuthulu than a brown starfish. #
  • Yes, I went there. Rhoids are the one nemisis of pharmacists that they never warned you about in school. BE PREPARED. #
  • This woman is talking WAY to much for this to be an easy Rx fill. #
  • "Free Month" coupons are worth dick if the patient cant afford the medication after the "free month" is used up. #
  • What your pharmacist hears: "Okay, what happened wuz *click* blah blah blah lie lie blah blah blah! blah blah 5 min blah pay cash blah!" #
  • Im looking at emergency food/water supplies and my tech is laughing at me. Guess he's not getting any when the SHTF. #
  • Yes you lack-of-planning-whiny woman. It takes longer than 4 hours for the doc to get the refill auth to us. #
  • I'd make you go without to teach you a lesson about planning, but that requires an IQ above my dogs #
  • The power of "Duh" is strong in this one. Her duh-a-clorian count is above those of master "Duh-da" #
  • Guy starts out with an obnoxious stupid joke, then rolls right into why he needs his vicodin/methadone early. Classy. #
  • How do you hide $1 from a pharmacist? Put it in the PDR. #
  • A tiny part of me is wishing for some huge natural disaster to prove to these entitlement fucks how good they have it with their $4 copays. #
  • Note: "Pt wishes to change to something thats free" Me: "How about a kick in the face?" #
  • Pt: "I dont know when this resident will become a real doctor". Yes, I did defend the resident, "real doctor" my ass. #
  • How do you hide $1 from a pt with fibromyalgia, put it in his non-narcotic pill bottles. #