- Tell me how you can be on TB Direct Observed Therapy and take a month long trip to the Phillipines? #
- I think I should be @BurbDoc's social media manager. #
- I wonder what the looks would be if a Dr wrote a standing order for a DRE. #
- Pt: "I brought you a new Rx! Why isnt it ready" Me: "You brought it here?" Pt: "No, to Rite-Aid!" Me: *sigh* #
- Its the first, im in a piss-poor shitty mood, and my tech is singing/dancing to the radio. Visit me in jail! #
- He's singing that "Sensual Healing" song while dancing. Then he just said "IM ON TEAM TAP". Yeah, he's dead. #
- TECH! PREPARE MY WOOD CHIPPER! NOW JUMP IN TO TEST IT OUT! #
- Who wants to contest against me in the AST/ALT olympics? @BurbDoc? @bungeechump? #
- What the world needs is more Donkey Punching. #
- More Mail! Dear @BurbDoc. If a crackhead and a drug rep jump out of a plane without a parachute, which one will hit the ground first? #
