Angry Tweets for 2011-02-12

  • Im writing to Nyquil and Jack Daniels saying they are not cures for illnesses #
  • How appropriate for #PENISFRIDAY that I FEEL like dick and i'm going to GET the dick (at work). #
  • Dear deaf old patient. Please make the $30k HIPAA violation worth it. Please order your viagra outside at shouting level. #
  • And if you expect me to service you with a straight face after shouting "PECKER PILLS", you expect too much. #
  • If I could meet the guy who decided to pull Entex-LA off the market, I'd cock-punch him. #
  • Im in a pharmacy, but cant take anything. I feel like Lancelot @ Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. #
  • Sim-vuh-stay-ten #HookedOnGeneticsWorksForMe #
  • Just got into a yelling match with BK-BJ tech who said its prefered to use tap water vs distilled to cut antifreeze in radiator #
  • Wow, a baby-doll T-shirt with a HUGE PREGGO STRETCH-MARK BELLY hanging nakedly out. Classy. #
  • coolant water argument – BKBJ: I went to mechanic school, I know this. Me: You also went to tech school, we see how well that turned out. #
  • Pt: "He called in pain meds and something else" Me (in my head): "Oh what the fuck does it matter about the 'other one'" #
  • This is the Starship Pharmaprise. To boldly serve those who dont give 2 fucks about themselves or anyone else. #
  • Dear Patients – If you treat me like shit, im going to want a copy FAXED over to waste YOUR time vs getting a verbal. #
  • As much as you EXPECT me to prevent you from dying, I EXPECT you to treat me better than a dog that shit in the house. #
  • Because when it comes down to it, if California goes broke, YOU WILL DIE DUE TO YOUR OWN LACK OF TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF. #
  • I dont know why ungrateful fucks make me angry, I should lower my standards on humanity so I wont wake up to be disappointed. #
  • Maybe if you, ungrateful cunt, would WORK a day in your life you'd realize that I cant fill an Rx in 4 seconds. #
  • Bitch didn't even say thank you. Thats the youth of america. I hope when society collapses you get two fists of humble pie TO YOUR FACE. #
  • Jesus H Christ. Im the guy who always says please/thank you. Im the guy who NEVER sends food back. I tip at least 20% (for shitty service) #
  • Oh, Im sorry, but your ungrateful fuck ass got Prometh PP with Codeine. I replaced the VC with PP, hope you dont mind. #
  • Hey twat openly bitching about us on your cell phone. I can hear you, and the cash price of your perocet just went WAY UP. #
  • At this rate, I'll have an MI by 40. #
  • Dont waste my time with your life story, just say you need your fucking narcs refilled. #
  • Am I the only one with fantasys about shoving handfuls of vicodin in a crackheads mouth while saying HERES YOUR FUCKING VICODIN #
  • Am I the only one who cant spell to save his life? I hate you flu medication! #
  • Hello slutty looking teenagers in the pharmacy. Shall I get you prenatal vitamins now? #
  • WAIT, what part of ME is in the phrase "I ran out of MY medicine last week" #
  • The only way you're getting Tussionex tonight is if I break the bottle against your face. #

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