Angry Tweets for 2011-02-15

  • BKBJ: "Dr wants gabapentin 1000 mg, do I use 2 of the 100's?" Me: *blank look* #
  • Today is brought you by the letter A. A is for ACTIFED which your pharmacist is taking. #
  • I want to buy a bike. A nice mountain bike, with disc breaks and shocks. #
  • Happy valentines day! Your soma is too early, come back thursday. #
  • Boy, #PENISFRIDAY and #VAGINAMONDAY Pfizer stock just went up 100000% from viagra sales. #
  • If I have to phone in Abstral Rx's like iPledge, then my pharmacy "cant get it". Not going to jump through their hoops for $2 profit. #
  • At some point, you just have to accept that stupid people will take themselves out. #
  • If you want to OD on Abstral or take Accutane while pregnant – hey, thats your bad. #
  • People who are prescribed a steroid MDI but refused to take it deserve to get a little asthma scare once in a while. #
  • Wee, lets just throw more money away giving this asshole Ventolin when he refuses to use any steroid! #
  • Hm, your asthma cant be too bad if you're screaming at me that "YOU CANT BREATHE AND YOU NEED YOUR DRUG RIGHT NOW" #
  • Me: "BKBJ, If we're both running Rx's out, who's filling? Sure as shit its not me, so gtf off the computer and start counting!" #
  • "Im Disabled" is like a flaming sword of pity +5 that people expect to do miracles for it. Sorry, wont go through yet. #
  • Instead of "Relay for Life", we should have prostate cancer awareness run "Relay for boners". #
  • To all the ladies spending valentines alone, The Angry Pharmacy has a sale on KY jelly and kleenex. #
  • Actifed: Do not exceed 4 doses in 24 hours (unless you're a pharmacist) #
  • If I fill an Rx, then later you decide to not want it and want your Rx back, I'm ripping my tags off of it in the most mutalating way poss. #
  • If you get your "brother who's a pharmacist on the phone" to tell me im wrong, he's going to get both barrels of TAP. #
  • Oh, the "brother who's a pharmacist" is a "brother who's a pharmacy TECH". Time for an ass-chewing. #
  • Valentines day on Twitter is like Valentines day in the 4th grade. Only without the little desk mailboxes. #
  • One of my patients gave me a valentines card.. With her methadone rx in it….. thats 10 days too early to fill….. lame. #
  • Afrin is like a cougar you pick up in a bar. Ok to use her for about 5 days, but any longer and you'll regret it. #
  • "Doctor changed my medicine but I lost the prescription and I dont know the doctors name" <– Guess you're SOL! #
  • I feel like shit. The Actifed isn't cutting it anymore. #
  • BKBJ is talking about going out tonight and getting laid. The decending aeorta is to the right or left of the spine if the pt facing away #
  • Dear big hand on clock. Please move to '12' so I can take another Actifed. TY <3 TAP. #
  • Whiny High Maint pt: "Hoooow do I take this!" Me (in my head): READ THE FUCKING LABEL YOU DUMBSHIT. #
  • If I didnt know better, I would say V-Day would be Vicodin-Day. #
  • Pt (narcotics): "BUT FEBURARY ONLY HAS 28 DAYS IN IT" Me: We aren't done with feb yet. Jan had 31 days in it. Come back friday. #
  • Pt: "Why cant you fill it early! Its only one day" Me: "If its only 1 day, then you'll have no problem waiting until tomorrow" #
  • Going home to die. Be good. #
  • My #twittercrush is alcohol and actifed #sick #

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