- About 2 hours of feverish sleep last night, I feel like death and I'm at work. Actifed and coffee save me. #
- 4square posting to twitter – possibly the worst idea on the planet. #
- I just ousted Cracky McCrackhead as the mayor of Crackville on @foursquare! #
- I'm at Walgreens picking up narcotics on @foursquare! (4 min later) I'm at Rite-Aid picking up narcs on @foursquare! #
- Im amazed that the most anti-government-spying-on-you people out there post publically where they are on @foursquare! #
- No matter how long you do this, you can never fully comprehend how absoutely ungrateful people can be. #
- Farting while sick is like playing russian roulette with not only your undergarments, but your day as well. #
- Med Resident: "Hows your day going" – Me: "I want to punch someone in the throat" – Resident: "Glad im not alone" #
- Its gotten to the point where we need to handle insurance like credit-cards. No card, no sale, no exceptions. #
- Good job Caremark. Mail order only plan and no override for antibiotics. #
- Well, @burbdoc has been mighty quiet today. Must of broken a finger during a DRE. #
- Med residents give me hope that the other side of medicine is just as bad as pharmacy. #
- Hm, for the day after valenties day we sure haven't dispensed much Plan-B nor Valtrex/Zithromax 1gm #
- Face, meet counter. #
