Angry Tweets for 2011-02-25

  • You say "Alright" like you understand, but the blank look in your eyes says otherwise. #
  • New pharmacist is telling patient about PFT on new amioderone patient. Yeah, thanks for scaring the shit out of him. #
  • I did a therapeutic substitution of a kick in the ass to a claw-hammer to the face. Your doctor approved the change. #
  • Orange-Book says that a claw-hammer is an approved AH-rated (#AssHat) substitution. #
  • Pt: "I want BRAND-X methadone." Yeah, well I want a blowjob and a Rolex. Guess you should be happy with what I give you. #
  • Amazing how crackheads are quick to point out a 31 day month, but somehow forget the 28 day month. #
  • HEY COOLIO! YOU SMELL LIKE WEED! YOU'RE STANKIN UP THE STORE! #
  • It smells a horrible mixture of residual weed, BO, cat-piss, and stank in here. #
  • BKBJ: What are Lidoderm used for? Me: Think about it…. THINK ABOUT IT WHILE DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN BLINDLY STARING INTO SPACE! #
  • BKBJ (to clerk): I think ranitidine is for depression Me: I think you wasted $20k on schooling. #
  • HOW IN THE FUCK DID WE SURVIVE THIS LONG WITHOUT PLAVIX! Holy shit, 90% of the world does NOT NEED PLAVIX! #
  • I wonder if the medical future is as crappy as the pharmacy future. #

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