Angry Tweets for 2011-02-17

  • If you love pharmacy, and you love podcasts, I might hint at @AngryPharmcast COMING SOON (we hope) #
  • In Pharmacy Today – "Flordia student RPh's deliver MTM by phone." Good to see APhA supports retail and mail order-type pharmacy #
  • Have you noticed that in these APhA articles (that arent advertisements) it involves students or old retired pharmacist? #
  • Oh, and I LOVE the full-page CVS/Caremark ad in the APhA magazine. Glad to see APhA is doing something about the PBM's! #
  • Having RPh's charge for shit we do for FREE (ie MTM) is like McDonalds charging for ketchup packets or napkins. Its not going to work. #
  • Pharmacy is dying of a brain tumor, and APhA is focusing on treating an ingrown toenail. #
  • I've given up on you APhA, you obviously don't care about the small retail shops in favor of your corporate chain/pbm sponsers #
  • If you crackhead would work as hard getting a JOB as you do trying to get narcs filled early – you'd be set. #
  • Im on the verge of pissing in the pharmacy sink because someone is taking their sweet time ducing. #
  • Whenever I deal with an asshat patient (and equal asshat MD) I think: WWBD (What Would @burbdoc Do) #

Angry Tweets for 2011-02-16

  • About 2 hours of feverish sleep last night, I feel like death and I'm at work. Actifed and coffee save me. #
  • 4square posting to twitter – possibly the worst idea on the planet. #
  • I just ousted Cracky McCrackhead as the mayor of Crackville on @foursquare! #
  • I'm at Walgreens picking up narcotics on @foursquare! (4 min later) I'm at Rite-Aid picking up narcs on @foursquare! #
  • Im amazed that the most anti-government-spying-on-you people out there post publically where they are on @foursquare! #
  • No matter how long you do this, you can never fully comprehend how absoutely ungrateful people can be. #
  • Farting while sick is like playing russian roulette with not only your undergarments, but your day as well. #
  • Med Resident: "Hows your day going" – Me: "I want to punch someone in the throat" – Resident: "Glad im not alone" #
  • Its gotten to the point where we need to handle insurance like credit-cards. No card, no sale, no exceptions. #
  • Good job Caremark. Mail order only plan and no override for antibiotics. #
  • Well, @burbdoc has been mighty quiet today. Must of broken a finger during a DRE. #
  • Med residents give me hope that the other side of medicine is just as bad as pharmacy. #
  • Hm, for the day after valenties day we sure haven't dispensed much Plan-B nor Valtrex/Zithromax 1gm #
  • Face, meet counter. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-02-15

  • BKBJ: "Dr wants gabapentin 1000 mg, do I use 2 of the 100's?" Me: *blank look* #
  • Today is brought you by the letter A. A is for ACTIFED which your pharmacist is taking. #
  • I want to buy a bike. A nice mountain bike, with disc breaks and shocks. #
  • Happy valentines day! Your soma is too early, come back thursday. #
  • Boy, #PENISFRIDAY and #VAGINAMONDAY Pfizer stock just went up 100000% from viagra sales. #
  • If I have to phone in Abstral Rx's like iPledge, then my pharmacy "cant get it". Not going to jump through their hoops for $2 profit. #
  • At some point, you just have to accept that stupid people will take themselves out. #
  • If you want to OD on Abstral or take Accutane while pregnant – hey, thats your bad. #
  • People who are prescribed a steroid MDI but refused to take it deserve to get a little asthma scare once in a while. #
  • Wee, lets just throw more money away giving this asshole Ventolin when he refuses to use any steroid! #
  • Hm, your asthma cant be too bad if you're screaming at me that "YOU CANT BREATHE AND YOU NEED YOUR DRUG RIGHT NOW" #
  • Me: "BKBJ, If we're both running Rx's out, who's filling? Sure as shit its not me, so gtf off the computer and start counting!" #
  • "Im Disabled" is like a flaming sword of pity +5 that people expect to do miracles for it. Sorry, wont go through yet. #
  • Instead of "Relay for Life", we should have prostate cancer awareness run "Relay for boners". #
  • To all the ladies spending valentines alone, The Angry Pharmacy has a sale on KY jelly and kleenex. #
  • Actifed: Do not exceed 4 doses in 24 hours (unless you're a pharmacist) #
  • If I fill an Rx, then later you decide to not want it and want your Rx back, I'm ripping my tags off of it in the most mutalating way poss. #
  • If you get your "brother who's a pharmacist on the phone" to tell me im wrong, he's going to get both barrels of TAP. #
  • Oh, the "brother who's a pharmacist" is a "brother who's a pharmacy TECH". Time for an ass-chewing. #
  • Valentines day on Twitter is like Valentines day in the 4th grade. Only without the little desk mailboxes. #
  • One of my patients gave me a valentines card.. With her methadone rx in it….. thats 10 days too early to fill….. lame. #
  • Afrin is like a cougar you pick up in a bar. Ok to use her for about 5 days, but any longer and you'll regret it. #
  • "Doctor changed my medicine but I lost the prescription and I dont know the doctors name" <– Guess you're SOL! #
  • I feel like shit. The Actifed isn't cutting it anymore. #
  • BKBJ is talking about going out tonight and getting laid. The decending aeorta is to the right or left of the spine if the pt facing away #
  • Dear big hand on clock. Please move to '12' so I can take another Actifed. TY <3 TAP. #
  • Whiny High Maint pt: "Hoooow do I take this!" Me (in my head): READ THE FUCKING LABEL YOU DUMBSHIT. #
  • If I didnt know better, I would say V-Day would be Vicodin-Day. #
  • Pt (narcotics): "BUT FEBURARY ONLY HAS 28 DAYS IN IT" Me: We aren't done with feb yet. Jan had 31 days in it. Come back friday. #
  • Pt: "Why cant you fill it early! Its only one day" Me: "If its only 1 day, then you'll have no problem waiting until tomorrow" #
  • Going home to die. Be good. #
  • My #twittercrush is alcohol and actifed #sick #

Angry Tweets for 2011-02-13

  • Hurray? Twitter updates facebook again? #
  • well SHITCOCKTOAST why the FUCK is this not working. #
  • Why the FUCK am I at work. Im about to kill this fucking robot. #
  • If this robot blows up today, Im going to fucking lose it (more). #
  • This coffee is so weak it looks like iced tea and has as much kick as nun-piss does. #
  • Cleaned robot sensors with alcohol & Q-Tip. Next time it'll be with piss and my boot. #
  • When I say "I need to get the OK on these", dont whip out a handful of new Rx's for the same drugs. Prescriptions are not bond papers. #
  • If you are anything like your ringtone, gtfo and find another pharmacy #
  • It really bugs me when people refer to drugs as "Free". No, $0 copay is not FREE. AIR is free, drugs are not free. #
  • Free implies no value. These drugs have a value, you just aren't paying anything for it. #
  • And the reason why you arent paying anything; is that us, the taxpayers, dont have a choice but to pay for you. #
  • Why am I angry? Its because I care about people, but its frustrating to care when they dont care about themselves/others. #
  • Just look, you're on $500 of meds that are FREE and you dont take them. What does that say about you and what you think about whats given. #
  • If you were given a free TV a month, you'd take it. However you value MATERIAL above your health b/c you know someones bailing u out #
  • If you don't care about society, why should society give 2 shits about you? #
  • Remember: The government that can give you everything, can just as easily take everything away. #
  • Take your housing, food, everything away. But HEY! You'll have a nice TV and iPhone! #
  • But thats okay, cry on the 11:00 news about how you "lost everything" and the'll just shovel it back at you. #
  • See that diner waitress working 2 jobs for her kids? She deserves it and she would thank you until she lost her voice. #
  • You get more than she does (without working) and you bitch because its not the 'grape cough syrup' or your vicodin wasn't filled fast enough #
  • She would sit quietly for an hour, while you cant be bothered to get off your FUCKING PHONE so I can ask you a question. #
  • Thats why I'm angry. Thats why I'm retail pharmacy's reality-check. #
  • APhA needs to stop patting each other on the back/giving out awards and start LISTENING TO US. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-02-12

  • Im writing to Nyquil and Jack Daniels saying they are not cures for illnesses #
  • How appropriate for #PENISFRIDAY that I FEEL like dick and i'm going to GET the dick (at work). #
  • Dear deaf old patient. Please make the $30k HIPAA violation worth it. Please order your viagra outside at shouting level. #
  • And if you expect me to service you with a straight face after shouting "PECKER PILLS", you expect too much. #
  • If I could meet the guy who decided to pull Entex-LA off the market, I'd cock-punch him. #
  • Im in a pharmacy, but cant take anything. I feel like Lancelot @ Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. #
  • Sim-vuh-stay-ten #HookedOnGeneticsWorksForMe #
  • Just got into a yelling match with BK-BJ tech who said its prefered to use tap water vs distilled to cut antifreeze in radiator #
  • Wow, a baby-doll T-shirt with a HUGE PREGGO STRETCH-MARK BELLY hanging nakedly out. Classy. #
  • coolant water argument – BKBJ: I went to mechanic school, I know this. Me: You also went to tech school, we see how well that turned out. #
  • Pt: "He called in pain meds and something else" Me (in my head): "Oh what the fuck does it matter about the 'other one'" #
  • This is the Starship Pharmaprise. To boldly serve those who dont give 2 fucks about themselves or anyone else. #
  • Dear Patients – If you treat me like shit, im going to want a copy FAXED over to waste YOUR time vs getting a verbal. #
  • As much as you EXPECT me to prevent you from dying, I EXPECT you to treat me better than a dog that shit in the house. #
  • Because when it comes down to it, if California goes broke, YOU WILL DIE DUE TO YOUR OWN LACK OF TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF. #
  • I dont know why ungrateful fucks make me angry, I should lower my standards on humanity so I wont wake up to be disappointed. #
  • Maybe if you, ungrateful cunt, would WORK a day in your life you'd realize that I cant fill an Rx in 4 seconds. #
  • Bitch didn't even say thank you. Thats the youth of america. I hope when society collapses you get two fists of humble pie TO YOUR FACE. #
  • Jesus H Christ. Im the guy who always says please/thank you. Im the guy who NEVER sends food back. I tip at least 20% (for shitty service) #
  • Oh, Im sorry, but your ungrateful fuck ass got Prometh PP with Codeine. I replaced the VC with PP, hope you dont mind. #
  • Hey twat openly bitching about us on your cell phone. I can hear you, and the cash price of your perocet just went WAY UP. #
  • At this rate, I'll have an MI by 40. #
  • Dont waste my time with your life story, just say you need your fucking narcs refilled. #
  • Am I the only one with fantasys about shoving handfuls of vicodin in a crackheads mouth while saying HERES YOUR FUCKING VICODIN #
  • Am I the only one who cant spell to save his life? I hate you flu medication! #
  • Hello slutty looking teenagers in the pharmacy. Shall I get you prenatal vitamins now? #
  • WAIT, what part of ME is in the phrase "I ran out of MY medicine last week" #
  • The only way you're getting Tussionex tonight is if I break the bottle against your face. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-02-11

  • Hm. "REFILL ALL REGULAR MEDS" I'll just only run the vicodin/soma/narcs out and save myself the trouble of RTS'ing everything else. #
  • I want the Angry Podcast to be funny/classy, not stupid like 99% of webcam shit uploaded on youtube (that nobody cares about) #
  • NPR Voice: But the angry podcast depends on listeners like YOU to get @BURBDOC to pull this shit with me. #
  • With every passing hour of @BurbDoc's silence, my hope for this podcast dwindles. I should just give up now vs be butthurt. #
  • State assistance + Planning ahead = Vaccines + Autism. Yeah, figure that out. #
  • I wonder how many peeps claim me as their #twittercrush #
  • Ive got hoes (oh I got hoes)…… In different Claim Clarification Codes….. #
  • This loud bitch is on the phone bitching about the FREE care she got from a resident. Enjoy the long wait for your meds bitch. #
  • I'm going to market to MD's an automated prostate exam device. Mounted on the toe of a boot. #
  • Accupril? Who the fuck writes for accupril anymore! #
  • I seriously need a hug after today πŸ™ #
  • I wonder if MTV can film a '16 and pregnant' episode in my store. Have to be subtitled in spanish though. #
  • Aww this babydaddy is cuddling with his babymomma – He'll bail once that kid gets squirted out. #
  • Work just sucks when you feel like shit. Coming down with the plague that has half my staff out sick πŸ™ #
  • Woman just spent a full min's rumming through her bra to find her Rx. I touched her tit by proxy. #
  • If you saw what she looked like, you wouldn't want to be me. #
  • Purell isn't strong enough for this stank, time for the gasoline. #
  • Feel like shit. Thats pharmacist-speak for I FEEL LIKE FUCKING SHIT. #
  • The sheer amount of cock tomorrow is going to suck can only be expressed in scientific notation. #
  • And yes, I do have to work tomorrow. #
  • Nite internet. Hopefully Nyquil with a whiskey chaser makes me better. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-02-10

  • Dear Juan Valdez. You and your donkey have prevented the deaths of many a ASSHAT today. I thank you for your service for humanity. #coffee #
  • Ouch. Read about the Colorado RPh who gave 19 yo preggo MTX instead of antibiotic. Similar name, one born in 52 other 92. #
  • Bet dollars to doughnuts they asked her the name and DOB and she responded with "yeah, yeah, just gimme the rx! hurry my ride is impatient". #
  • Yeah, it sucks and all, but at what point do we have to interrogate the patient? #
  • Yanno, for how often we see media-dramatized misfills compared to how many Rx fills/day nationwide, we're doing damn well. #
  • Blame sudafed for the meth problem? Nope, blame the FDA for pulling PPA over a bullshit study. #
  • HAY Pharmacy Peeps. Is there a shortage of Vicodin 5/500 by watson? #
  • Normal speak: I just took sudafed for my congestion. (see next tweet) #
  • Media speak: Pharmacist just took a POWERFUL METH PRECURSOR that KILLS MINORITY CHILDREN for his congestion. #
  • Female Pt: "Didnt I go to HS with you?" Me: "Yup" Pt: "Damn, a pharmacist? I missed the boat! Are my norco ready" Me: "Due monday, c-ya!" #
  • Sorry Apple, but you've turned into just another Microsoft. I'm 'thinking different' now. #
  • Hey @BurbDoc, you know of any good weight loss clinics? #
  • My tech was dancing to Lady GaGa. This is the BK BJ'er. His new name on here is "BK-BJ". #
  • Just made BK-BJ a cheat card with the vicodin/lortab/norco strengths #techschoolfail #
  • Me: "You take your Flovent every day?" Pt: "Yes" Me: "Last filled was in October" Pt: "Oh, I might of ran out of it a month ago". #
  • Man, starting to feel that @BurbDoc isn't down with the angry podcast. The world crys cancer-curing tears. #
  • The Angry Medicine Podcast – Clinically Proven by Wakefield to Cure Cancer and Autism. #
  • Still no response from @BurbDoc about Yes/No on podcast. The world holds its breath. #