Angry Tweets for 2011-03-30

  • Quit bitching about 'gas money'. The $ cost of drugs you pick up for FREE could pay for 6 months worth of gas. #
  • Im not amazed that people will jump through hoops without complaint to get say.. a TV, but bitch about jumping through hoops for medication #
  • Im also not amazed that you'll whine about driving 'across town' to get 90 FREE PLAVIX ($600) but not to pick up discounted cigs or booze #
  • Assface, why are you freaking out on me? You've been without your pills for 4 months, another 2 days for an auth isn't going to kill you. #
  • If some asshole yells at me from across the counter again, he's going to get a stapler to the dome in response. #
  • Excuse of the week: "Im sorry, but I've done a LOT of drugs and I didnt understand the directions on my vicodin bottle" #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-24

  • Asshole Docs: When you tell me to "shut up fill the rx and count by 5's", do you also tell your plumber to "shut up and dig that turd out?" #
  • Or do you only treat pharmacists like shit. I bet you treat nurses like shit too. #
  • I'll be sure next time that huge DDI or error comes up I'll just "shut up and count by 5's" #
  • "I cant take Zocor, it makes me cough up blood. Fill my Vytorin please." I cant make this shit up. 🙁 #
  • If you can't afford $7 for your prenatal vitamins, how can you afford to raise a baby? #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-20

  • This week deserves a kick in the teeth. #
  • Fucking KI-heads are worse than OC/OP crackheads. If people were as passionate about their DM/HTN meds as KI, we'd cure diabetes. #
  • Oh yeah, mad props for the noncompliant Xeloda fuck who gave me both barrels Friday night for not having "da whole tang" in. CALL AHEAD!@#! #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-17

  • Actos -> Product of Japan. Plan for shortages/price increases. #
  • Maybe i'll sell my stockpile of KI on ebay before I let people know that radioactive iodine has a half-life of 8.9 mins #
  • First doctor who gives patients amiodarone for Iodine treatment (37% by weight!( is going to get a kick in the teeth by me. IT WONT WORK! #
  • Im in morbid amusement at people who want KI RIGHT NOW, but are 3 months behind getting their diabetes meds filled. #
  • "Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and Im here to talk to you about how Liberty Medical can help you with your KI. Thyroideetus!" #