- Dear Mr Medicaid: Do I tell you how to be an ungrateful lazy fuck? No? Then why are you telling me how I should do my job. #
- "My insurance turns off tomorrow, thats why my doctor wrote me a 1000000 day supply. Why is it not covered?" #
- I'd be a happier person if I could draw penises on your Rx label. #
- Its pretty sad overall when people get offended when they are expected to PAY for services rendered. #
- I feel sorry for these entitlement bastards when the gravy-train ends. Poor health + "Someone elses problem" = Natural Selection. #
- Introducing Purell Eye-Wash! Summer + BMI > 70 + Tube Top = You'll be glad you bought our product! #
- Im embracing Pharmageddon with a "Fuck You" attitude and 2 scoops of bad-mood. #
- If you are friendly / make small-talk with me. I'm going to assume you want something early. #
- For those fucks that think we're just overglorfied cashiers: Cardio just gave a Viagra pt NTG. Go fuck yourselves. #
- My lower back is 4 shades of fucked up. Standing for the last 10 hours blows medco dick. #
- If this doesn't post to facebook, I will murder someone. #
- One last chance before I commence the facebook killin. #
- HOLY MCFUCKSTICKS ITS FIXED #
- Am I a bad person for hiding the fact that I have a PharmD and hate when people refer to me as "Dr"? #
