- Docusate should be brown instead of red. Turbid brown liquid. #
- Life is full of choices: You chose cigs and weed over your Vicodin. Let me call the WAAAAHbulance for you. #
- I dont give two fucks about how your day is going or how nice the weather is. Give me what you want filled so I can get back to work. #
- My back is beyond the point of being annoying #
- Being an RPh is like being a cop, but without the gun and the ability to shove someones face into concrete before driving them around. #
- Curious as to why this country is in the shitter? Go sit in any pharmacy for a few days and see who's vote counts as much as yours. #
- Pt: "I'm allergic to prednisone" Huh? Whut? #
- New Country Hit: "Lost my DANs and I'm a week too early" #
