Angry Tweets for 2011-03-10

  • Rough few days at the angry pharmacy. Few casualties including a bottle of Jack. #
  • You know why we get treated like shit? Because the chains reward that behavior with gift cards and apologies. #
  • I gave up filling narcotics early for Lent. Im sure the "OH JESUS! IM IN PAIN" crowd would approve of my sacrifice. #
  • Hm, I feel an angry rant coming on about chains giving away gift-cards instead of kicks-in-the-ass. #
  • Off to work to give out 0 fucking gift-cards to people who treat me like shit. Chains, take note and maybe your balls will drop finally. #
  • OH JESUS PAIN: The pain that strikes your customer upon entering the store which magically leaves once exiting the store. See #crackhead #
  • OH JESUS PAIN (cont): The pain is identified by the patient using the phrase "OH JESUS" while shuffling to (and plopping on) the counter. #
  • All my patients gave up common-sense, personal responsibility, AND planning ahead for Lent. FML. #
  • Jesus died for your sins, not for your copays. #
  • The rest of the world should be thankful that stupidity doesn't hurt. #
  • Its like the stupid-bus drove on the wrong side of the road, unloaded at my store, then proceeded to blow up leaving them stranded here. #
  • It got to the point where I asked someone if their question was serious or if they were just fucking with me. It was serious. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-05

  • Sorry for not being here. Hospitalized d/t self-inflicted eye injury secondary to seeing first tube-top of the year. #
  • If you can make dress a turd up and make it presentable, then you have a chance of fixing retail pharmacy. #
  • Until that time retail isn't worth fixing because the #1 drain on us is the ungrateful fuckhead patients. #
  • There were no angry sites when I was in school. I didnt have the luxury of knowing this shit-hole profession until it was too late. #
  • Pharmacy students now days have 0 room to bitch about the profession. You know what you're getting into. #
  • People can "advance" the profession all they want, the public will still be the public, and the public will treat you like shit. #
  • Correction: They will be nice until they get their narcs in their hands, THEN they will treat you like shit. #
  • The WORST part of it all, is that this feeling isn't "Just Me". #
  • You're on disability. Why are you bitching about 'wasting your time'. YOU DONT FUCKIN WORK. #
  • Do you cry to your cell-phone carrier when you have to pay for service? How about the gas-station attendant? How's pharmacy different? #
  • Professional Life in America: Study hard, get a degree and get shit-on/raped-in-taxes by people who refuse to put in equiv effort. #
  • "Virtual Colonoscopy?" <TAP> Im entering your colon now <PT> LOL IT FEELS GOOD. #
  • Watching BKBJ blow through DDI warnings on computer like a hooker on a Friday night. FML. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-03

  • Bit depressed & a bit angry. Should make for an interesting day. #
  • Just when I get a glimmer of hope about getting out of my funk, BKBJ does something retarded. #
  • What every RPh wishes he could say: "Are you really THAT FUCKING STUPID?" #
  • Let me elaborate: Pt hasn't gotten meds in ~4 months, and brings in 5 (YES 5!) ER scripts scattered through the past 2 months. #
  • Pharmacists would universally get more respect if we carried baseball bats and used them on the faces of people. #
  • From now on, where I work is #Suburbia -1 #
  • I DONT WANT THE GENETIC BUT I CANT AFFORD THE BRAND NAME!! WHAT CAN I DO!! <— lol? #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-02

  • Docusate should be brown instead of red. Turbid brown liquid. #
  • Life is full of choices: You chose cigs and weed over your Vicodin. Let me call the WAAAAHbulance for you. #
  • I dont give two fucks about how your day is going or how nice the weather is. Give me what you want filled so I can get back to work. #
  • My back is beyond the point of being annoying #
  • Being an RPh is like being a cop, but without the gun and the ability to shove someones face into concrete before driving them around. #
  • Curious as to why this country is in the shitter? Go sit in any pharmacy for a few days and see who's vote counts as much as yours. #
  • Pt: "I'm allergic to prednisone" Huh? Whut? #
  • New Country Hit: "Lost my DANs and I'm a week too early" #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-01

  • Dear Mr Medicaid: Do I tell you how to be an ungrateful lazy fuck? No? Then why are you telling me how I should do my job. #
  • "My insurance turns off tomorrow, thats why my doctor wrote me a 1000000 day supply. Why is it not covered?" #
  • I'd be a happier person if I could draw penises on your Rx label. #
  • Its pretty sad overall when people get offended when they are expected to PAY for services rendered. #
  • I feel sorry for these entitlement bastards when the gravy-train ends. Poor health + "Someone elses problem" = Natural Selection. #
  • Introducing Purell Eye-Wash! Summer + BMI > 70 + Tube Top = You'll be glad you bought our product! #
  • Im embracing Pharmageddon with a "Fuck You" attitude and 2 scoops of bad-mood. #
  • If you are friendly / make small-talk with me. I'm going to assume you want something early. #
  • For those fucks that think we're just overglorfied cashiers: Cardio just gave a Viagra pt NTG. Go fuck yourselves. #
  • My lower back is 4 shades of fucked up. Standing for the last 10 hours blows medco dick. #
  • If this doesn't post to facebook, I will murder someone. #
  • One last chance before I commence the facebook killin. #
  • HOLY MCFUCKSTICKS ITS FIXED #
  • Am I a bad person for hiding the fact that I have a PharmD and hate when people refer to me as "Dr"? #