Angry Tweets for 2011-03-03

  • Bit depressed & a bit angry. Should make for an interesting day. #
  • Just when I get a glimmer of hope about getting out of my funk, BKBJ does something retarded. #
  • What every RPh wishes he could say: "Are you really THAT FUCKING STUPID?" #
  • Let me elaborate: Pt hasn't gotten meds in ~4 months, and brings in 5 (YES 5!) ER scripts scattered through the past 2 months. #
  • Pharmacists would universally get more respect if we carried baseball bats and used them on the faces of people. #
  • From now on, where I work is #Suburbia -1 #
  • I DONT WANT THE GENETIC BUT I CANT AFFORD THE BRAND NAME!! WHAT CAN I DO!! <— lol? #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-02

  • Docusate should be brown instead of red. Turbid brown liquid. #
  • Life is full of choices: You chose cigs and weed over your Vicodin. Let me call the WAAAAHbulance for you. #
  • I dont give two fucks about how your day is going or how nice the weather is. Give me what you want filled so I can get back to work. #
  • My back is beyond the point of being annoying #
  • Being an RPh is like being a cop, but without the gun and the ability to shove someones face into concrete before driving them around. #
  • Curious as to why this country is in the shitter? Go sit in any pharmacy for a few days and see who's vote counts as much as yours. #
  • Pt: "I'm allergic to prednisone" Huh? Whut? #
  • New Country Hit: "Lost my DANs and I'm a week too early" #

Angry Tweets for 2011-03-01

  • Dear Mr Medicaid: Do I tell you how to be an ungrateful lazy fuck? No? Then why are you telling me how I should do my job. #
  • "My insurance turns off tomorrow, thats why my doctor wrote me a 1000000 day supply. Why is it not covered?" #
  • I'd be a happier person if I could draw penises on your Rx label. #
  • Its pretty sad overall when people get offended when they are expected to PAY for services rendered. #
  • I feel sorry for these entitlement bastards when the gravy-train ends. Poor health + "Someone elses problem" = Natural Selection. #
  • Introducing Purell Eye-Wash! Summer + BMI > 70 + Tube Top = You'll be glad you bought our product! #
  • Im embracing Pharmageddon with a "Fuck You" attitude and 2 scoops of bad-mood. #
  • If you are friendly / make small-talk with me. I'm going to assume you want something early. #
  • For those fucks that think we're just overglorfied cashiers: Cardio just gave a Viagra pt NTG. Go fuck yourselves. #
  • My lower back is 4 shades of fucked up. Standing for the last 10 hours blows medco dick. #
  • If this doesn't post to facebook, I will murder someone. #
  • One last chance before I commence the facebook killin. #
  • HOLY MCFUCKSTICKS ITS FIXED #
  • Am I a bad person for hiding the fact that I have a PharmD and hate when people refer to me as "Dr"? #