Monthly Archives: April 2011

Angry Tweets

Angry Tweets for 2011-04-29

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  • Yes yes, bitch about your $5 copay for your #60 nexium. #
  • Sure, i'll transfer everything to WalMart because "its only $4 there". Drive across town as punishment for your stupidity. #
  • Im amazed (in that shoot myself in the face way) that people will blow $4 gal gas to save $1 by going across town to another pharmacy. #
  • Actually, im not amazed. Im saddened that my profession is helping keep idiots alive longer to rub off on the young and impressionable. #
Angry Tweets

Angry Tweets for 2011-04-28

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  • Please may today be filled with more productive work and less tech/patient babysitting. Please. Please. #
  • Got an Rx for Clomid yesterday. She was on Medicaid, didn't have the money to pay for it, and yelled at me……… dot dot dot #
  • Im waiting for someone to defend her actions. Go ahead, tell me why a bitch who cant afford $10 should bring a child into this world… #
  • Hell, according to this week if you're on Medicaid and under 18 you can get pregnant from watching a porno money-shot. #lottababybabymommas #
  • Off to work. I have a feeling this isn't going to turn out pretty. #
  • Face, desk, you two have met before. #
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Angry Tweets for 2011-04-23

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  • I wonder if people think im insensitive when I shrug and walk off when someone has a seizure in the store and they ask me to DO SOMETHING! #
  • Yeah, he's laying down, no chance of head trauma. Im sorry if I dont keep Diastat in a side holster. Sure it looks scary but let it finish #
  • The family obviously isn't freaking out yelling at me. So why is your crackhead ass now the "OMFG DO SOMETHING NOW" police? #
  • So I go back to filling Rx's as EVERYONE freaks out, 911 is called *sigh*. Then they all think im a dick for just ignoring it. People suck. #
  • New hit single rap by myself and @TAesP: "Yo Old Lady dont wanna hump? Well just Diastat that rump!" #
  • "Click click click on the diastat makes her in a mood to tap that ass!" #diastatthatrump #pharmacynerd #
  • "Dont forget to snap the ring or dat bitch be as loose as static cling!" (wtf?) #diastatthatrump #pharmacynerd #HOLLA #
  • I just realized that 98% of my followers who have never seen a Diastat will not know what the shit I am talking about. #
  • If retail doesn't defeat your will to live after every shift, you don't care about your patients. Think about that. #
  • Mental note: Dont go to tweetups. #
  • OH HAI VODKA! #
  • Why must you fight with the ice cubes mr Ice-Cold-Vodka? You both are on the same team! #
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Angry Tweets for 2011-04-19

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  • Bleh, off to teach at a local high school this morning. So not in the mood. #
  • Its about the pharmacology of psych drugs. Here is Haldol. Here is Me. Lets see if Haldol can turn my frown upside down! #
  • Just about to leave and i dump a redbull down the front of my face and shirt. God dammit. #
  • Off to go teach a class to a bunch of kids who's textbooks say that Clozaril is the "new" atypical antipsychotic out. *sigh* #
  • I was going to say something profound about today sucking but all I feel like saying is "Fuck Monday" #
  • Monday is the anoscope. Friday is the speculum. In between are DREs. #
  • The talk went well. Its bad when you're older than the teacher AND the students. 🙁 #