- SHIT off to work 2 FUCKING HOURS EARLY for robot repair work. FML. #
- Really have to fart. Do i hold it and explode or hope its silent and risk it sounding like a siren. #
- ROBOT GUY TURNED ON A VACUMN, HERES MY CHANCE. PLEASE DONT GET SHY ON ME SPHINCTER! #
- Robot Guy: Oh, its not hot in here, you dont need the fans on.
Me: Oh, we needs the fans on. Trust me. #
- Bleh, fuck today. #