Angry Tweets for 2011-04-13

  • SHIT off to work 2 FUCKING HOURS EARLY for robot repair work. FML. #
  • Really have to fart. Do i hold it and explode or hope its silent and risk it sounding like a siren. #
  • ROBOT GUY TURNED ON A VACUMN, HERES MY CHANCE. PLEASE DONT GET SHY ON ME SPHINCTER! #
  • Robot Guy: Oh, its not hot in here, you dont need the fans on.
    Me: Oh, we needs the fans on. Trust me. #
  • Bleh, fuck today. #

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