- I wonder if people think im insensitive when I shrug and walk off when someone has a seizure in the store and they ask me to DO SOMETHING! #
- Yeah, he's laying down, no chance of head trauma. Im sorry if I dont keep Diastat in a side holster. Sure it looks scary but let it finish #
- The family obviously isn't freaking out yelling at me. So why is your crackhead ass now the "OMFG DO SOMETHING NOW" police? #
- So I go back to filling Rx's as EVERYONE freaks out, 911 is called *sigh*. Then they all think im a dick for just ignoring it. People suck. #
- New hit single rap by myself and @TAesP: "Yo Old Lady dont wanna hump? Well just Diastat that rump!" #
- "Click click click on the diastat makes her in a mood to tap that ass!" #diastatthatrump #pharmacynerd #
- "Dont forget to snap the ring or dat bitch be as loose as static cling!" (wtf?) #diastatthatrump #pharmacynerd #HOLLA #
- I just realized that 98% of my followers who have never seen a Diastat will not know what the shit I am talking about. #
- If retail doesn't defeat your will to live after every shift, you don't care about your patients. Think about that. #
- Mental note: Dont go to tweetups. #
- OH HAI VODKA! #
- Why must you fight with the ice cubes mr Ice-Cold-Vodka? You both are on the same team! #