- I should just roll a magic 8-ball to see if BKBJ is going to piss me off today. #
- Alright, my day starts. FML. #
- The way BKBJ is sucking on that water bottle you'd think it bought him dinner beforehand. #
- BKBJ would give some of the twitter girls a run for their money in the sucking dept. Holy shit man. #aPTD #
- If he takes the tip out of his mouth and squirts it on his face, i'm leaving. #
- #OutOfContextQOTD BKBJ(about food floatie in waterbottle): Yeah, I backwashed in it while I was sucking on it for you. #imleaving #
- First prescribe Hibiclens Rx of the year! Summer is upon us! #
- Sure, self adjust your insulin dose against what your doctor or I say, its "your body" so you must know it. #
- SERIOUSLY?!? Fucking 9 months preggo with a baby-tee shirt on? No honey, you arent dee-licious you are dee-scusting. #
- Making out with your baby-momma in my waiting area is grounds for me to say your herpes meds are ready for pickup. #
- Asshole, signing refill requests while ignoring my note is grounds for me to do whatever the fuck I want. #
