- No offers to have me talk at a graduation ceremony yet, disappointed. #
- Though I think it would go down like an episode of 'punked'. OH DAMN KIDS! LIFE IS GOING TO SUCK FOR YOU! YOU JUST GOT PHARMAPUNKED! #
- "People who are on an LMAO inhibitor should not take Twitter, the internet, or life in general" #
- So my wife wants to be a part of the angry forums. Vote for name: MrsTAP or TheAngryWife #
- Drink up new grads, drink up. Party while you still have ambition and hope about pharmacy… mwahahahahah!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! #
- I'll just throw a BWAHAHAHAHAHA just for maniacal good measure. #