- In early for narc inventory #
- I HEREBY CERTIFY THAT THESE NARCOTICS ARE COUNTED AND ARE EFFICACIOUS FOr ConSUmptIon BY the PuBli… HEY! MAH SOMAS DONE YET? #crackheadRPh #
- WhY Are my FEET MOVINg! #TheAngryCrackheadRPh #
- Heh, I shouldn't joke about that issue….. Just like I shouldn't joke about poverty, ignorance, racism, or people being dicks. #
- Why do people assume pharmacy answering machines have psychic powers? "I need my meds refilled, my DOB is foo, thank you *click*" #
- I wonder if the "I dropped my lantus can I get another one for free plz" would work on that bottle of $100 scotch I dropped & broke. #
- Total bullshit: http://33charts.com/2011/05/unprofessional-physician-behavior-twitter.html #team_mommy_doctor #
- That sort of stuffy uppity stick-up-anus holier-than-thou behavior drives a wedge between the RPh <-> MD relationship #team_mommy_doctor #
- Idiot patient comes in with a cold. Buys nyquil + 5th of jack. Obvious HIPPA violation right there according to MD's #team_mommy_doctor #
- Responded to @Doctor_V outrageous bus-throwing-under of @mommy_doctor #
- PRIAPISM! PENIS! I have offended all of twitter with those 2 words! #
- In honor of @mommy_doctor, we have #pripiasm tuesday now along with #penisfriday and #crackheadmonday #
- Honest question. #priapism with Trazodone. Incidence? I've seen one case out of a zillion Rx's. #
- Im curious, does APhA have a Social Media policy? @pharmacists? #
- Wait, they do, its "Dont be like @TheAngryPharm" #
- http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apocalypse_CDC.html Best article evar. Go CDC! #
- How dare MD's rant about work. How dare MD's vent on twitter about dealing with the ungrateful public. How dare they show humanity. #
- Burglary Prevention Tip: Get armed, practice, train. Make criminals think twice about robbing pharmacies. cc: @Redheadedpharm #
- Warning! You might be offended by my next TAP post! Oh wait, that ship already sailed. Like unscrewing a pregnant lady. #
- I'm shocked and amazed at how quick MDs throw each other under the bus and tattle on each other. Oh, im sorry, that was unprofessional. #
- Is anyone else annoyed with the stupid Target pharmacist commercials? #
- Target commercials + Xtranormal = Oh boy I'm going to piss off some people. #
- Shit, had this big rant in @mommy_doctor defense but too hammered to proofread/publish it. damn. #
- Why is alcohol the cause of and solution to all of my problems? #
