Angry Tweets for 2011-05-25

  • In early for narc inventory #
  • I HEREBY CERTIFY THAT THESE NARCOTICS ARE COUNTED AND ARE EFFICACIOUS FOr ConSUmptIon BY the PuBli… HEY! MAH SOMAS DONE YET? #crackheadRPh #
  • WhY Are my FEET MOVINg! #TheAngryCrackheadRPh #
  • Heh, I shouldn't joke about that issue….. Just like I shouldn't joke about poverty, ignorance, racism, or people being dicks. #
  • Why do people assume pharmacy answering machines have psychic powers? "I need my meds refilled, my DOB is foo, thank you *click*" #
  • I wonder if the "I dropped my lantus can I get another one for free plz" would work on that bottle of $100 scotch I dropped & broke. #
  • Total bullshit: http://33charts.com/2011/05/unprofessional-physician-behavior-twitter.html #team_mommy_doctor #
  • That sort of stuffy uppity stick-up-anus holier-than-thou behavior drives a wedge between the RPh <-> MD relationship #team_mommy_doctor #
  • Idiot patient comes in with a cold. Buys nyquil + 5th of jack. Obvious HIPPA violation right there according to MD's #team_mommy_doctor #
  • Responded to @Doctor_V outrageous bus-throwing-under of @mommy_doctor #
  • PRIAPISM! PENIS! I have offended all of twitter with those 2 words! #
  • In honor of @mommy_doctor, we have #pripiasm tuesday now along with #penisfriday and #crackheadmonday #
  • Honest question. #priapism with Trazodone. Incidence? I've seen one case out of a zillion Rx's. #
  • Im curious, does APhA have a Social Media policy? @pharmacists? #
  • Wait, they do, its "Dont be like @TheAngryPharm" #
  • http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apocalypse_CDC.html Best article evar. Go CDC! #
  • How dare MD's rant about work. How dare MD's vent on twitter about dealing with the ungrateful public. How dare they show humanity. #
  • Burglary Prevention Tip: Get armed, practice, train. Make criminals think twice about robbing pharmacies. cc: @Redheadedpharm #
  • Warning! You might be offended by my next TAP post! Oh wait, that ship already sailed. Like unscrewing a pregnant lady. #
  • I'm shocked and amazed at how quick MDs throw each other under the bus and tattle on each other. Oh, im sorry, that was unprofessional. #
  • Is anyone else annoyed with the stupid Target pharmacist commercials? #
  • Target commercials + Xtranormal = Oh boy I'm going to piss off some people. #
  • Shit, had this big rant in @mommy_doctor defense but too hammered to proofread/publish it. damn. #
  • Why is alcohol the cause of and solution to all of my problems? #

Angry Tweets for 2011-05-24

  • Monday. Time for the rapture for @TheAngryBKBJ. #
  • Doing 2 year narc inventory tonight. Fun shit. #
  • Crackhead tears on the counter. Not helping my narc inventory. Seriously you fucking idiots, CALL BEFORE YOU COME DOWN. #
  • You fucking moron. There isnt a doubt in my mind why you are incapable of holding a job and why the state needs to wipe your fucking ass #
  • Man, ungrateful.. ungrateful ungrateful ungrateful….. Oh, sorry you actually need to take responsibility for SOMETHING in your life. #
  • Im voting to print "DID YOU CALL IN FOR YOUR REFILLS?" printed on cigs and lotto tickets. It would make my life so much easier. #
  • Woah chick with a fucked up grill. "Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch" is a saying, not an order. #
  • Starting the 2 year log run. This might take a bit. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-05-21

  • These entitlement-driven fucks would take my front counter if it wasn't bolted to the floor. #
  • How about this you asshole, I'll call your insurance for your ID if you call and get a job interview. #
  • Next time @TheAngryBKBJ lets my printer run out of labels I'm going to staple his nuts to a ream of paper. #
  • I think im going to hell for the #Rapture Its called Monday in Retail Pharmacy. #
  • Drama on the beach. Already asked if I would buy underage kids alcohol. #
  • Waiting to see how fight between two highschoolers will resolve itself. #
  • Fight resolved. Girl gets pissed, girl gets in car, girl speeds off. Guy calls girl a bitch and drinking proceeds. Wow, predictable. #
  • If I had condoms and plan-B on me, Im sure I would make a fortune right now. #
  • You loud high school fucks are disturbing my listening of the ocean. Dont make rapture my foot up your pimply virgin ass #
  • Oh wonderful, someone is shooting a gun within earshot. Sounds like a .22 #

Angry Tweets for 2011-05-19

  • BKBJ (after doing something dumb): "Im sorry for being me" #
  • BKBJ (to me): "You cant crush my spirit………fuck.. You ever wish you could go back and not say something stupid?" #
  • Welcome to twitter: @TheAngryBKBJ.. I wanted TAPsBITCH but this is more PC. #
  • Heh, @TheAngryBKBJ says "Lannus" instead of "LAN-TUSS". #
  • Always blame the hard working legit pharmacy staff for shorted narcs BEFORE your crackhead good for fucking nothing child #rulesofcrackdom #
  • wtf, I leave twitter to get a drink or 5 and people start getting naked and freaky on here? #
  • Shit, @TheAngryBKBJ already has 50 followers. Go follow @TheShyPharmD so she'll have more followers than loserboy #
  • wtf, @TheAngryBKBJ has 70 followers already? If he starts to get uppity at work I might have to dickpunch him and sic @TheShyPharmD on him #
  • Why am I watching the Bioelements youtube channel? #