Angry Tweets for 2011-05-11

  • BKBJ: I could go for a latte right now. Me: You want some monistat for that vagina of yours too? #
  • BKBJ is singing TLC's "Dont go chasing waterfalls". People wonder why I'm angry. #
  • If you're going to stand at the counter and impatiently stare at me, you better be female, hot, and topless. #
  • You dumb douche, $0.00 copay is not "Free". I realize the concept eludes your tiny entitlement-minded brain. #
  • In pharmacy, Like attracts Like. Remember that #cryaptdic #
  • It makes me sad that myself and @drugmonkey force companies to make employees put disclaimers on their FB pages. #
  • Heres a novel concept, make your employees happy and want to work for you. Problem solved. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-05-10

  • I should just roll a magic 8-ball to see if BKBJ is going to piss me off today. #
  • Alright, my day starts. FML. #
  • The way BKBJ is sucking on that water bottle you'd think it bought him dinner beforehand. #
  • BKBJ would give some of the twitter girls a run for their money in the sucking dept. Holy shit man. #aPTD #
  • If he takes the tip out of his mouth and squirts it on his face, i'm leaving. #
  • #OutOfContextQOTD BKBJ(about food floatie in waterbottle): Yeah, I backwashed in it while I was sucking on it for you. #imleaving #
  • First prescribe Hibiclens Rx of the year! Summer is upon us! #
  • Sure, self adjust your insulin dose against what your doctor or I say, its "your body" so you must know it. #
  • SERIOUSLY?!? Fucking 9 months preggo with a baby-tee shirt on? No honey, you arent dee-licious you are dee-scusting. #
  • Making out with your baby-momma in my waiting area is grounds for me to say your herpes meds are ready for pickup. #
  • Asshole, signing refill requests while ignoring my note is grounds for me to do whatever the fuck I want. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-05-06

  • Dear Dr Oz. Please stfu and stop filling my patients head with your half-truth medical drivel. Thanks -Pharmacists everywhere. #
  • Pt: "MAH INSURANCE CUVERS EVERYTHANG" Me: "ORLY?" #willitcovermyfootinyourass #
  • The Angry Forums will be ran on vbulletin vs phpBB so you facebook peeps can login via your facebook account. #
  • It'll cost me about $200 for the software. Bitches better use it 🙂 #
  • To celebrate Cinco De Mayo im eating taco truck. Then I will celebrate Explosion de Assholio. #
  • I have begun the conversion of taco-truck burrito to forceful anal discharge. Fingers crossed. #
  • Farting at this point is like playing russian roulette with my undergarments. #
  • Pulled the trigger just now with my underware. Got a pfffft, not a SQUIRT. #
  • Today just went from shitty, to fucking shitty. No, not related to my ass. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-05-04

  • 2 seconds of googling show the only pharmacist forums are the ones on I think its time I give us a home. #
  • I want to learn how to intubate people. I think I missed my calling. #
  • So I've decided to start the angry forums. Stay tuned for the grand opening in a few weeks. #
  • I'd like to thank the whores and haters on twitter so I can make fun of them using more than 120 characters. #
  • I'd also like to thank my patients, so I can make fun of them using more than 120 characters #
  • Yes, I did use a double negative. That was intentional. I'm not paying your fucking rent. #