- The urge to have a holy union of my baseball bat to someones face is almost unbareable. #
- You have 10/10 pain yet your heart rate is barely 80? I think you're a fucking liar. #
- Bleh, waiting to hear back when the next ACLS class is going to take place. Why do I wanna get ACLS certified? 🙁 #
- Colcrys rep came in. I talked more about how her company is a money-grubbing greedy dickholes than she talked about Colcrys. #
- Amazing how URL makes both Colcrys and Qualaquin, two drugs that were 'removed' from the market for safety yet rereleased for 1000x the cost #
- URL is going to pull aspirin off the market for lack of studies and reintroduce it as ASAprin for $400/bottle. #
- Heres a thought, rather than give out 'coupons', make your shit so everyone can afford it. #
Monthly Archives: June 2011
Angry Tweets for 2011-06-23
- At work waaaaaaay too early. #
- Whats the diff between jam and jelly? Cant jelly a peen0r down a girls throat. *groan* #earlypenisfriday #
- I just farted so loud someone in the back room thought I was calling their name. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-06-22
- So.. Effin.. Tired.. omfg. #
- Hmmm.. Metal plate on ground in front of counter (-) + Metal countertop wired for (+) = End of crackhead bitching. #
- Days like these I should of been a cess-pool pumper. We both deal with the same thing for a living. #
- Pharmacist vs Proctologist – Both deal with assholes for a living. #
- Fucking really? You got this Rx 20 min's ago and it looks like you wiped your dogs ass with it. #
- Awww, cute baby 16 year old, I hope by the age of 4 she is smarter than you are. #
- Ugh, horribly ugly chick in a thong just bent over. Thats one whale tail that even Paul Watson wouldn't want to save. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-06-19
Angry Tweets for 2011-06-18
- Fathers Day, much like the board game Clue, is a classic tale of who-dun-it at my store. #
- Today I OD'd on FMLprazole #
- Yes, you have zero refills. No, Im not going to page the MD because you're leaving on vacation right now. #poorplanningispoorpreformance #
- If you're so rude as to SHOUT at me over the counter when im working then I'm going to be so rude as to throw my coffee mug at your face. #
- This 18 pack is nowhere large enough to kill the pain from today. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-06-17
- I had some deep and philosophical tweet this afternoon, but the lack of the will to live took it from me. #
- Will to live restored -> http://t.co/0vLWZrz #
- WTF is up with the recall of Dr Reddy's Simvastatin for musty smell when Metformin smells like twat and Amox caps smells like fart? #
- . @ThePharmB At least armor thyroid came from pigs. Metformin smells like its from amputated crackwhore vaginas. in reply to ThePharmB #
- So when you only have $20 dollars, and you have the choice of your pain pills, or say, seizure medications. Guess which one you'll pick. #
- Now compound this by bitching that your state-sponsored program 'doesn't do shit' as you have 3 months of Plavix in your hand for $0 #
- Did I ever mention how much I hate amioderone? Like hate it with a passion. #
- MAO-I's are the crazy pedophile uncle of pharmacy. Dont wanna see them, dont want to hear them, dont wanna even know they exist. #
- I was talking to someone about propulsid causing QT prolongation, then remembered they were like 16 when it was available #imold #
- I learned about reserpine, MAO-I's, Baycol, and Propulsid in school. #imold #
- Lotensin, Zocor, & Neurontin was trade name only, and people still used Luvox. #
- Torsades really pissed in the cornflakes of a lot of good drugs over the years. #fuckyouballerinas #
Angry Tweets for 2011-06-16
- Oh hai! PDX was.. nice… Work is.. not nice. #