Angry Tweets for 2011-06-30

  • The urge to have a holy union of my baseball bat to someones face is almost unbareable. #
  • You have 10/10 pain yet your heart rate is barely 80? I think you're a fucking liar. #
  • Bleh, waiting to hear back when the next ACLS class is going to take place. Why do I wanna get ACLS certified? 🙁 #
  • Colcrys rep came in. I talked more about how her company is a money-grubbing greedy dickholes than she talked about Colcrys. #
  • Amazing how URL makes both Colcrys and Qualaquin, two drugs that were 'removed' from the market for safety yet rereleased for 1000x the cost #
  • URL is going to pull aspirin off the market for lack of studies and reintroduce it as ASAprin for $400/bottle. #
  • Heres a thought, rather than give out 'coupons', make your shit so everyone can afford it. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-22

  • So.. Effin.. Tired.. omfg. #
  • Hmmm.. Metal plate on ground in front of counter (-) + Metal countertop wired for (+) = End of crackhead bitching. #
  • Days like these I should of been a cess-pool pumper. We both deal with the same thing for a living. #
  • Pharmacist vs Proctologist – Both deal with assholes for a living. #
  • Fucking really? You got this Rx 20 min's ago and it looks like you wiped your dogs ass with it. #
  • Awww, cute baby 16 year old, I hope by the age of 4 she is smarter than you are. #
  • Ugh, horribly ugly chick in a thong just bent over. Thats one whale tail that even Paul Watson wouldn't want to save. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-18

  • Fathers Day, much like the board game Clue, is a classic tale of who-dun-it at my store. #
  • Today I OD'd on FMLprazole #
  • Yes, you have zero refills. No, Im not going to page the MD because you're leaving on vacation right now. #poorplanningispoorpreformance #
  • If you're so rude as to SHOUT at me over the counter when im working then I'm going to be so rude as to throw my coffee mug at your face. #
  • This 18 pack is nowhere large enough to kill the pain from today. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-17

  • I had some deep and philosophical tweet this afternoon, but the lack of the will to live took it from me. #
  • Will to live restored -> http://t.co/0vLWZrz #
  • WTF is up with the recall of Dr Reddy's Simvastatin for musty smell when Metformin smells like twat and Amox caps smells like fart? #
  • . @ThePharmB At least armor thyroid came from pigs. Metformin smells like its from amputated crackwhore vaginas. in reply to ThePharmB #
  • So when you only have $20 dollars, and you have the choice of your pain pills, or say, seizure medications. Guess which one you'll pick. #
  • Now compound this by bitching that your state-sponsored program 'doesn't do shit' as you have 3 months of Plavix in your hand for $0 #
  • Did I ever mention how much I hate amioderone? Like hate it with a passion. #
  • MAO-I's are the crazy pedophile uncle of pharmacy. Dont wanna see them, dont want to hear them, dont wanna even know they exist. #
  • I was talking to someone about propulsid causing QT prolongation, then remembered they were like 16 when it was available #imold #
  • I learned about reserpine, MAO-I's, Baycol, and Propulsid in school. #imold #
  • Lotensin, Zocor, & Neurontin was trade name only, and people still used Luvox. #
  • Torsades really pissed in the cornflakes of a lot of good drugs over the years. #fuckyouballerinas #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-11

  • I'm in a motherfuckin comic! http://rxcomic.com Pretty good guess at what I look like, only the guy in the comic is sober. #
  • At airport, drinking gin #
  • Dear VPN. Quit being slow and sucking. Love, me. #
  • Gin just tastes better at airports. Dont know why #
  • OMFG so looking forward to stealing a skymall magazine on the plane. #
  • No fucking skymall. Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? Holy shit this is karma for not filling soma early today. #
  • Fuck. I feel like a crackhead who is one day early for his vicodin. So disappointed. #
  • Am I really fucking drunk, or did I see a commercial for Duke Nukem Forever on the fucking TV? Holy shit. They finished it. #
  • In PDX. Watch out @DrGhaheri #
  • Wonder if DrV will rant about me if I got my scroatum botoxed by @DrGhaheri #unprofessional #HCSMgate #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-09

  • Pt quote of the week: "Do I need to choke a bitch to get some damn xanax" – My QOTW: "What pharmacy do you want your shit xferd to?" #
  • Remember, your eRx system is connected to the rest of the world, your controlled pads are not. We know your handwriting, we dont know a eRx #
  • You know (or should) when a pad goes missing, you dont know what some 19 year old kid is eRx sending to our stores from his bedroom. #
  • Thank you eRx, for justifying my job in preventing deaths with 10cc's of lantus qhs instead of 10units. #
  • eRx isn't about safety, its about making a fuckton of cash for the makers who brib..er..lobbied congress to push it. #
  • If eRxing supposedly saved us RPh's a bunch of time and angish, why are ALL of us against it? #
  • Its not standardized, it hackish at best with our pharmacy systems, and 95% of them require a fucking call to clarify wtf some idiot wrote. #
  • If you want a system that works and has been refined over a hundred years, go with the pad. No, Rx pad, not maxi pad.. well.. FUCK TAMPONS #
  • I learned today that everything that comes out of an ER patient is a lie (3 ER's, 3 out of 4 Rx's were for narcs, 2 days time) #
  • eRx has its place, hospital, 10,000+ patients, eCharts, pt incapable of bringing Rx to pharmacy without "losing" it. #
  • eRx and Medico lobbied God to punish me, I just sat on my right nut and now I feel like I have to throw up. #
  • Insurance companies can force mail order and thats okay, but I cant discuss reimburs with another pharmacy or get nailed for antitrust. #
  • Thats right bitches, this *ahem* made up *ahem* rant was fueled by alcohol! #
  • Out of TP and a monster duce breathing down your backside? I think I found a use for the PDR. #