- Did @mommy_doctor delete her twitter? #
- To @mommy_doctor – We know why you left, we dont like it, and we'll miss you. #
- All I need is your name, DOB and Rx numbers. All the other blah blah shit out of your mouth is just that. #
- Big thanks to the kind patients who dont act like dicks in the store. #
- What the fuck! Why the hell is @BurbDoc above me on cursebird.com. This is fucking bullshit! #
- My coverage expired, but I dont want to pay for it. OH SHURE WHY NOT! Fucking people. #
- OMFG – @TheAngryBKBJ (to me): Im so into you. Me: *blank look of shock* Him: You ever wish you could take back something you just said? #
- Me: "You mean like offering you a job? Yes". #
- Rnd2 – @TheAngryBKBJ: "Why do all the faggity guys get laid by all the hot chicks" Me: "Ask that question in the mirror". #
- If @TheShyPharmD can get more followers than APhA (@pharmacists) by her showing boobs vs them doing something for pharmacy, thats pretty sad #
- Considering i have 4.7 times more followers than APhA, that says something about who the voice of pharmacy is in the US. #
- "Anusol-HC is like vicodin for your asshole" <– OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA #
- Fuck, why does Gabapentin cost so fucking much now? #
- I miss @mommy_doctor. Anesthesiology is the closest thing us pharmacists have with specialists. #
- hahaha I love medical twitter people. #
