- Fathers Day, much like the board game Clue, is a classic tale of who-dun-it at my store. #
- Today I OD'd on FMLprazole #
- Yes, you have zero refills. No, Im not going to page the MD because you're leaving on vacation right now. #poorplanningispoorpreformance #
- If you're so rude as to SHOUT at me over the counter when im working then I'm going to be so rude as to throw my coffee mug at your face. #
- This 18 pack is nowhere large enough to kill the pain from today. #
