Angry Tweets for 2011-06-04

  • Today is going to suck. #
  • Yeah, its #penisfriday alright, both ends of the pharmacy dildo you-know-where. #
  • Trying to look busy so I dont need to talk to a drug rep. On a friday.. The first part of the month.. At opening. #
  • Seriously? You're getting $400/month in drugs for FREE and you're bitching because you have to come here EVERY MONTH (omfg lazyfuck). #
  • Watching horny old nasty patients flirt with my clerks is like watching old people fuck, amusing yet horribly sad. #
  • This week has brought me an incredible offer that I had to regretfully refuse. πŸ™ #
  • Ugh, so many talkatave crackheads that are all obnoxious because their Percocet Rx is in the process of being filled. #
  • Im always happy to take time to teach something to a resident, but it pisses me off when they refuse to learn. #
  • If you let your resident-MD ego get in the way of learning something from a lowly pharmacist, you are going to have a miserable time in life #
  • "All that needs is a slap and a little bit of lube" #outofcontextpharmacyconversation #
  • "Her parents are both batshit crazy, that makes her damn good fuckin! Crazy in head = Crazy in bed" #outofcontextpharmacyquotes #
  • "Cialis fixes boners, it cant cure ugly" #outofcontextpharmacyquotes #
  • "MY NAME IS DILANTIN! I stop people from dancing :(" #RxGabbaGabba #
  • I really want to sell Narcan crystals on the street as heroin. Does that make me a bad person? #
  • Oh god, finally home! #
  • The Angry Forums (beta) are open for signups http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/forum Still in the process of working on it. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-03

  • Off to work, FML, it was nice knowing all of you. #
  • "I dont want the round methadone, I want the other kind". How about you get no fucking methadone. #
  • "The round ones dont work for me". Well your fucking shitty crackhead personality doesn't work for me either. #
  • Prince is on the radio, if BKBJ sings im killing him. #
  • HELP WANTED – 1 TECH. #
  • Lantus ok x 6 but needs appt for syringes? Are you giving this guy diabetic blue balls? #
  • WARNING! TOBACCO IS ADDICTIVE! (well so is porn, eating, watching tv, lazyness, twitter, the internet, etc) #
  • Maybe a kick in the balls will give this resident a reason for writing like absolute messy shit. #
  • Shit, I really want a steak now. Thanks @DrJonathan πŸ™ #
  • Wow, this resident is the undisputed king of polypharmacy.. You dont need to Rx the whole PDR son. #
  • Dear Resident, get your ducks in a row if you decide to blast me on drugs, I think a whole lot faster than you do. #
  • dicked by doctors, dicked by patients, dicked by insurance companies, dicked by dickhead drug companies. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-02

  • If I get one more ER Rx for Debrox i'm going to go on a fucking rampage. Seriously? ER for earwax? Why not go to have your ass wiped. #
  • Oh, debrox and claritin this time. BRB, raging. #
  • I renounce the hashtag #hcsm because i'm just a fucking pharmacist who isn't subject to pole-up-ass rules and bullshit. #
  • Hey Pt, you know I told you last month the MD said you needed an appt before next fill? Yeah, you're sadfaced now. Should of listened. #
  • You want trade name, yet you dont want to PAY for trade name. Life doesn't work that way idiot. #
  • I need an intern to absolutely ruin upon. #
  • Cant control one kid so you decide to squeeze out a few more? Tell me where that makes sense. #
  • My boss just said "boy! You're cranky today!" #
  • Hm, sorry Aldara is so expensive. Check the runway before you land your plane next time. #
  • MD office fax back: Gauge for insulin syringes? My response: .410 for doves, 12 for anything larger. I bet they wont get it. #
  • Oh god today sucked. #
  • If pharmacy is a dildo, I just got the 18" black double ended one. #
  • I seriously just sat on my nuts and hurt them. #
  • no, i dont have a hydrocele thnx. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-06-01

  • Did @mommy_doctor delete her twitter? #
  • To @mommy_doctor – We know why you left, we dont like it, and we'll miss you. #
  • All I need is your name, DOB and Rx numbers. All the other blah blah shit out of your mouth is just that. #
  • Big thanks to the kind patients who dont act like dicks in the store. #
  • What the fuck! Why the hell is @BurbDoc above me on cursebird.com. This is fucking bullshit! #
  • My coverage expired, but I dont want to pay for it. OH SHURE WHY NOT! Fucking people. #
  • OMFG – @TheAngryBKBJ (to me): Im so into you. Me: *blank look of shock* Him: You ever wish you could take back something you just said? #
  • Me: "You mean like offering you a job? Yes". #
  • Rnd2 – @TheAngryBKBJ: "Why do all the faggity guys get laid by all the hot chicks" Me: "Ask that question in the mirror". #
  • If @TheShyPharmD can get more followers than APhA (@pharmacists) by her showing boobs vs them doing something for pharmacy, thats pretty sad #
  • Considering i have 4.7 times more followers than APhA, that says something about who the voice of pharmacy is in the US. #
  • "Anusol-HC is like vicodin for your asshole" <– OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA #
  • Fuck, why does Gabapentin cost so fucking much now? #
  • I miss @mommy_doctor. Anesthesiology is the closest thing us pharmacists have with specialists. #
  • hahaha I love medical twitter people. #