- This week needs help that even alcohol cannot fix #
Monthly Archives: July 2011
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-19
- No, the TAPocylapse didn't come. The rivers didnt run purple with prometh/cod and it didn't rain soma. #
- Though instead of spending money on cigs, females should spend that $5 for a mirror so they can see what disgusting shit they decide to wear #
- . @DrGhaheri I'd feel bad if our pharmacy association actually cared about pharmacists. in reply to PlankinOnJB #
- Mondays translated to pharmacy speak means shitstorm #
- A big pre #ff to @Inukeyou for your excellent taste in pharmacy residents. #
- I feel cheated. @BurbDoc gets written about by the AMA and I dont even get a fucking curious look from the APhA. Fuck Pharmacy! #
- They could at least give me an honorable mention for being more popular (and having more followers) than they ever will be. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-16
- Todays ER theater involves nothing but Ibuprofen and calamine lotion. All are obtainable OTC but carry a $1000 ER bill. #
- Hm, watching the public just piss away taxpayer money on stupid ER visits is like watching a drunk indian spend his casino check. #
- Not to mention the idiots who whip out a Cipro ER script from 4 months ago and then completely go batshit when I refuse to fill it. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-14
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-13
- You know what sucks? New residents/interns. I swear they are going to make me off myself. #
- I swear to fucking god you dumbfuck resident, metformin does NOT come in 800 mg. STOP FUCKING WRITING FOR IT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! #
- This resident doesn't believe in writing quantities on anything. Even narcs. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. #
- … Zyvox. NO FUCKING RESIDENT, NO FUCKING ZYVOX FOR A URI! YOU DIDNT EVEN DO A C&S? I swear, I'm going to kill someone. #
- That boys and girls, is a glimpse as to what I have been dealing with the past 2 weeks. #
- I'm still pissed off from today. #
- Most evil thing in the world? PALS/MOLLE webbing on backpacks. I have more shit hanging OFF of my pack than IN my pack. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-07
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-06
- Shit. Almost out of STFUprazole, gonna have to sub GTFOprazole instead. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-05
- Im so sunburnt. You would think I would know better. #
- If us and doctors have to take pay cuts, the patients deserve copays http://t.co/hFLvRwn #
Angry Tweets for 2011-07-04
- BBQ today. Guess who's going to get stuck BBQ'ing. <— Thats who. #
- Anything fun in California is banned. More damage has been done by anal sex than fireworks that fly here. #
- So to celebrate the 4th in the peoples republic of california, since I cant buy pre-made exploders, I have made my own. Ah safety. #
- Because this steel pipe filled with gunpowder, rice and confetti is sure to be safer than the 'illegal' ones that fly and explode. #
- Grilling with Propane (vs Mesquite) is like having sex with a condom. Its safe and easy, but really doesn't have the same effect. #
- I shall train my daughter to believe that if I am grilling and don't have a beer in my hand, the police will come and arrest me. #