Angry Tweets for 2011-07-19

  • No, the TAPocylapse didn't come. The rivers didnt run purple with prometh/cod and it didn't rain soma. #
  • Though instead of spending money on cigs, females should spend that $5 for a mirror so they can see what disgusting shit they decide to wear #
  • . @DrGhaheri I'd feel bad if our pharmacy association actually cared about pharmacists. in reply to PlankinOnJB #
  • Mondays translated to pharmacy speak means shitstorm #
  • A big pre #ff to @Inukeyou for your excellent taste in pharmacy residents. #
  • I feel cheated. @BurbDoc gets written about by the AMA and I dont even get a fucking curious look from the APhA. Fuck Pharmacy! #
  • They could at least give me an honorable mention for being more popular (and having more followers) than they ever will be. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-07-16

  • Todays ER theater involves nothing but Ibuprofen and calamine lotion. All are obtainable OTC but carry a $1000 ER bill. #
  • Hm, watching the public just piss away taxpayer money on stupid ER visits is like watching a drunk indian spend his casino check. #
  • Not to mention the idiots who whip out a Cipro ER script from 4 months ago and then completely go batshit when I refuse to fill it. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-07-13

  • You know what sucks? New residents/interns. I swear they are going to make me off myself. #
  • I swear to fucking god you dumbfuck resident, metformin does NOT come in 800 mg. STOP FUCKING WRITING FOR IT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! #
  • This resident doesn't believe in writing quantities on anything. Even narcs. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. #
  • … Zyvox. NO FUCKING RESIDENT, NO FUCKING ZYVOX FOR A URI! YOU DIDNT EVEN DO A C&S? I swear, I'm going to kill someone. #
  • That boys and girls, is a glimpse as to what I have been dealing with the past 2 weeks. #
  • I'm still pissed off from today. #
  • Most evil thing in the world? PALS/MOLLE webbing on backpacks. I have more shit hanging OFF of my pack than IN my pack. #

Angry Tweets for 2011-07-04

  • BBQ today. Guess who's going to get stuck BBQ'ing. <— Thats who. #
  • Anything fun in California is banned. More damage has been done by anal sex than fireworks that fly here. #
  • So to celebrate the 4th in the peoples republic of california, since I cant buy pre-made exploders, I have made my own. Ah safety. #
  • Because this steel pipe filled with gunpowder, rice and confetti is sure to be safer than the 'illegal' ones that fly and explode. #
  • Grilling with Propane (vs Mesquite) is like having sex with a condom. Its safe and easy, but really doesn't have the same effect. #
  • I shall train my daughter to believe that if I am grilling and don't have a beer in my hand, the police will come and arrest me. #