- Tomorrow is the first. FML. Actually, screw all of our lives. #
- Oh fuck I forgot its before a holiday weekend! Talk about Avogadros FML! #
- "Have you paid your child support?" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- "Have you taken your Metformin today?" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- "No, that does NOT sound like a good idea" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- "Got condoms?" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- "Your pain pills are too early, WAY TOO FUCKING EARLY" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- "The ER is not your primary care" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- From Facebook "Get a fucking job" #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs (good one!) #
- SPEND MONEY ON GETTING A JOB, NOT ON ME! #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
- Quote of the Week: Is this vanco IV compounded solution supposed to look like semen? #
- If you compound IV vanco with OraSweet, it precipitates out into long tangled threads that look like semen. Remember that. #
- Put your junk where the poop gets made, and a child wont result when you get laid #print_on_lotto_tickets_and_cigs #
