- Sure, have me waste 45 min's of my day so I can get the 'antibiotic' Rx for you from the MD only to have it be an OTC antibiotic ointment. #
- Seeing a Dx of HONK always makes me laugh. HONK HONK! #
- If you want trade name, you pay for it. No arguing, no discussion, thats fucking life. Get the free generics and be happy you dumb pos. #
- I show no mercy for someone on state aid going on vacation for 2 months out of the country and give me less than 24 hours notice. #
- Little kid just pinched out a turd on the pharmacy floor. Mom just saw it and walked right past it. #
- Really mom? Really? You picked up all the OTC stuff your crotchfruit dumped on the ground but you couldn't pick up her friggin food baby? #
- brb, going to a patients house so I can pinch a duce on her kitchen counter. #
- No wild turkey, I will not drink you! Even though I dealt with vomit and poop today at the store I refu-.. shit okay you win. #
- Cleaning off my desk. This should be interesting. #
Monthly Archives: August 2011
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-30
- Its monday.. I got nothin. FML. #
- People a lot smarter than me on twitter! Have you ever seen a PE after starting Tegretol. Discuss. #wtf #
- I wonder if Atovastatin was supposed to be Abortastatin. You know, they are all Preg Cat X and all. #
- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TUBETOP. WHY OH FUCKING WHY! YOUR TITS LOOK SO SAD POINTING DOWN TOWARDS THE GROUND. OMFG WHY! #
- I hope your Rx is for some opth products, because there is something obviously wrong with your eyes for allowing yourself to wear tube tops. #
- Thats not camel toe spandex wearing woman, thats you trying to smuggle a small suitcase into my store. #
- No matter how hot you are, buying 2 boxes of monistat vag and 1 pregnancy test takes that shine clean off. #
- http://t.co/J7TPVSX Seriously? Its vag, not wine or cheese – With overtones of oak, nutmeg and a metformin finish. #
- Today sucked. Really, it sucked. And im nauseous so I cant even take a victory drink. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-29
- Why is it a safe assumption that if you are unable to plan ahead for your med RF you are unable to plan for a disaster? Cali is so fucked. #
- RESIDENTS OF CALI: If you expect the broke-ass government to bail your ass out with the 'big one hits', off yourself now and save us the $. #
- Seriously, forgo that pack of cigs/6-pak of beer once a week and stock up on water and canned foods. #
- No you white trash motherfucker, 'Southern Comfort' is not considered water. #
- I miss @mommy_doctor š #
- The east coast is wetter than girls at a teen dance, and twitter is trending about seth rogen and gaga. Way to go. #
- I think being at home on twitter instead of evacuating from a disaster site is a nod to Darwin and two thumbs up from me. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-27
- Hey @Kubed, @TheShyPharmD starts her emergency med residency soon, maybe you can moisten her panties with your awesome trach skillz. #
- Speaking of trach, I really wanna trach someone.. While they are standing at my counter.. With my pen.. #
- Ah twitter, where all the guys are genius assholes and all the chicks are in heat. #
- The "Purple Stuff" in Sunny-Delight commercials is NOT Actavis Prometh w/ Codeine. Fact. Nobody would turn that shit down. #
- No viagra today. Lots of trazodone. Guess thats uncontrolled #penisfriday #
- Uh oh, coworker is in the restroom taking a duce, and he just sent me a picture text message. This cant end well. #duceolympics #
- Im against pharmacy flu shots. I want my patients to be sick so they spend more money with me. Duh. #
- News flash fucksticks, if your insurance copays are too high HERE, they are going to be too high EVERYWHERE. We all contact the same system #
- Tell me a long well-rehearsed sob story, then yell at me when the story fails #howtheghettosolvesproblems #
- Worst 6 words I can hear: "I wanna talk to da farmassist" #
- Hold on, let me drink some rubbing alcohol and smash my head against the counter so I can understand your logic. #
- Avoid bars on the east coast – all the drinks are guaranteed to be watered down *rimshot* #
- What the fuck is going on @burbdoc. I always knew you were @hrana in disguise. #
- As a medical professional, I must advice against tweeting under the influen-WHERE IS THE FUCK IS MY BOTTLE! #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-26
- If common sense came in pill form, I'd get 1 Rx for it and have the other 70 outdate on me. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-22
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-20
- I feel like ive been deep-dicked by life. #penisfriday #
- Preggo 16 year old is telling the staff how happy she is shes pregnant. To bad shes the only one who's happy about this. #
- Nothing more frustrating than getting a copy from a pharmacist who doesnt speak a word of clear english. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-18
- Yes, I would like 2 tickets to funkytown. #
- OMFG DRAMA ON TWITTER! OMFG AN EARLY VICODIN REFILL! OMFG WATER IS WET! #
- Big wooden spoon? CHECK!
Big pot of twitter drama stew? CHECK!
2 turntables and a microphone? CHECK! # - I cant believe 5k of you people follow me on twitter. I must be fucking awesome or you all must have 0 life. Im betting on awesome. #
- "How much are those tylenol?" Let me walk ALL the way around the counter to get the cream NEXT TO YOU and look on the back. Lazy fuck. #
- Why did i just call Tylenol cream? Shit, i think its the DT's kickin in. #
- Twitter wants me to follow @DJPaulyD, as if my work-day isn't already filled with douches. #
- Excuse me, Im going to go stalk some internet famous people and visit them at work. #
- I almost strangled me some residents today. #
- It makes me happy that @BurbDoc gets a small taste of what us retail grunts put up with for a living. At least he's still getting paid. #
- Jesus H christ, I shit for 20 fucking mins and you all go on a tweet-a-thon. Installing toilet in front of computer. #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-11
- What the fuck is happening to pharmacy! #
- Nurses, prepare to have your profession shit on like what happened to Pharmacy. Yours is coming too. #
- So I advance this dickhead some BP meds because "I got no money", then he goes and buys fucking magazines with a wad of cash. #fml #
- Line I used on a patient who wanted her prometh w/ cod xferd here: "Oh, of course only the thick purple stuff works vs other generics" #
Angry Tweets for 2011-08-04
- A big happy birthday to @TheShyPharmD. You're what? Like 11 now? Can you drive a car yet? #holla #