- Yes, I would like 2 tickets to funkytown. #
- OMFG DRAMA ON TWITTER! OMFG AN EARLY VICODIN REFILL! OMFG WATER IS WET! #
- Big wooden spoon? CHECK!
Big pot of twitter drama stew? CHECK!
2 turntables and a microphone? CHECK! #
- I cant believe 5k of you people follow me on twitter. I must be fucking awesome or you all must have 0 life. Im betting on awesome. #
- "How much are those tylenol?" Let me walk ALL the way around the counter to get the cream NEXT TO YOU and look on the back. Lazy fuck. #
- Why did i just call Tylenol cream? Shit, i think its the DT's kickin in. #
- Twitter wants me to follow @DJPaulyD, as if my work-day isn't already filled with douches. #
- Excuse me, Im going to go stalk some internet famous people and visit them at work. #
- I almost strangled me some residents today. #
- It makes me happy that @BurbDoc gets a small taste of what us retail grunts put up with for a living. At least he's still getting paid. #
- Jesus H christ, I shit for 20 fucking mins and you all go on a tweet-a-thon. Installing toilet in front of computer. #