- Why is it a safe assumption that if you are unable to plan ahead for your med RF you are unable to plan for a disaster? Cali is so fucked. #
- RESIDENTS OF CALI: If you expect the broke-ass government to bail your ass out with the 'big one hits', off yourself now and save us the $. #
- Seriously, forgo that pack of cigs/6-pak of beer once a week and stock up on water and canned foods. #
- No you white trash motherfucker, 'Southern Comfort' is not considered water. #
- I miss @mommy_doctor 🙁 #
- The east coast is wetter than girls at a teen dance, and twitter is trending about seth rogen and gaga. Way to go. #
- I think being at home on twitter instead of evacuating from a disaster site is a nod to Darwin and two thumbs up from me. #
