Angry Tweets for 2011-08-30

  • Its monday.. I got nothin. FML. #
  • People a lot smarter than me on twitter! Have you ever seen a PE after starting Tegretol. Discuss. #wtf #
  • I wonder if Atovastatin was supposed to be Abortastatin. You know, they are all Preg Cat X and all. #
  • OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TUBETOP. WHY OH FUCKING WHY! YOUR TITS LOOK SO SAD POINTING DOWN TOWARDS THE GROUND. OMFG WHY! #
  • I hope your Rx is for some opth products, because there is something obviously wrong with your eyes for allowing yourself to wear tube tops. #
  • Thats not camel toe spandex wearing woman, thats you trying to smuggle a small suitcase into my store. #
  • No matter how hot you are, buying 2 boxes of monistat vag and 1 pregnancy test takes that shine clean off. #
  • http://t.co/J7TPVSX Seriously? Its vag, not wine or cheese – With overtones of oak, nutmeg and a metformin finish. #
  • Today sucked. Really, it sucked. And im nauseous so I cant even take a victory drink. #

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