- People who ask for prices over the phone and dont write them down (and ask me for total) make me want to give them papercuts on eyeballs. #
- I see more & more ppl who's life's purpose is to fuck, abuse their bodies, pop out kids, & live off of the hard work of ppl w/ more sense #
- *Folgers Coffee Voice* We've secretly switched this crackheads norco with naltrexone, lets see if he notices! #
- Just got rid of the 99%, the 1% made the most mess #occupytolietbowl #
- My twitter attention span is like a bottle of 100 vicodin. Lasts about 2 days then its done. #
- iPledge needs to be renamed to iStupid. Its like verifying your intelligence when you buy gas to prevent an idiot from drinking it. #
- If you take Accutane that has a pic of a crossed out preggo chick on EVERY SINGLE CAP and still get pregnant, then you deserve what you get. #
- Arguing about politics is like arguing with a crackhead about an early refill. #
- WHO IS THIS CHUCK TESTA! AND WHY IS HE SAYING NOPE ALL THE TIME! // "Is that my vicodin Rx?" NOOOOPE! CHUCK TESTA! #
