- Got a phony script last week. Im sure the 5 doctors who never worked in this city, the #240 oxycontin, or the 5 refills was the red flag. #
- Best line from another RPh after getting phony script: "This script is as phony as my wife's orgasms!" I cant top that one folks! #
- That script was so doctored I expected drug reps to give me copies of it and tote it as the next best thing in medicine. #
- Tomorrow is going to suck. Drinking choices are Triple-Sec or vermouth 🙁 #
