Angry Tweets for 2012-02-26

  • There are few problems in pharmacy that can't be solved by alcohol, pornography, a crowbar and a 60 dram vial. #
  • We need disgusting pharmacy porn, like scat porn involving go-lytely or golden (orange?) showers porn while loaded up on pyridium. #
  • Actually I wonder if you take go-lytely + mag citrate if its possible to turn yourself inside out. #
  • Holla if you remember Rezulin, Baycol, Propulsid and Vioxx. Im going to pour one out for my withdrawn homies tonight. #
  • Holy shit, I forgot about Bextra. Thanks @Batersmom #
  • Yes yes yes.. Seldane, the Allegra that doesn't kill people. Thats like withdrawing crude oil and putting gasoline back on the market #
  • Fuck, the Allegra that DOES kill people. FUUUUUUUUUUU! *rageface* #
  • Zelnorm was taken off in 2007 peeps, I had the website up by then. Thats not "Do you remember" its "WTF IS THIS STILL DOING ON THE SHELF" #
  • And my joke about Seldane as "The Allegra that kills people" is because Seldane is the prodrug of Allegra. Hence the joke. Get it? #

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