- A baseball bat to the face doesn't seem like a bad idea.. For me, not my patients. #
- Am I a bad person for not stopping people from buying Niacin to "flush" their system for a drug test? #
- TAP'S MIRACLE DRUG-FLUSH SOLUTION! 500mg Niacin, 1 bottle of Mag Citrate, and a long car-ride. Pharmacist approved! #
- What the fuck is up with old people and talking about their turds. I dont care when the last time you pooped. #
- They talk like pooping is some monumental thing that I should be proud of. Next thing I should be proud of wiping your ass by yourself #
- Fellow patients: Dubstep sounds like shit when played through regular speakers, it REALLY sounds like shit when played as a ringtone. #
Why do they always have a laxative question while the pharmacist is trying to inhale a sandwich? The fecal consistency seems to be most important at midday.