Angry Tweets for 2012-04-11

  • Todays pharmacy anthem/story of my life: https://t.co/hot0O36e #
  • The same idiots who forget their insurance card/ID at home are the same idiots who forget condoms when they put it in. #
  • Is the collection of empty hard alcohol bottles on my desk a sign of professional development or just the state of pharmacy in general? #
  • People ask why im so hateful and bitter. I ask them why they collect a welfare check, refuse to work, and pop out children like pez. #
  • "Is it okay to drink while on antidepressants" Official answer: No. Real-life answer: Fuck yeah! #
  • I was going to have an easter egg hunt around the pharmacy with eggs filled with soma and vicodin, but the law prevents that. #
  • Its been too quiet at work lately. This means that someone is either going to shit on my floor or hold me up at gunpoint. #

One thought on “Angry Tweets for 2012-04-11”

  1. LOL, I love your blog. I a recent Pharm D grad. I love reading your blog. It helps me to laugh at a stressful day. Keep it up.

    Sincerely,

    A brother in the Trenches…

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