Angry Tweets for 2012-04-13

  • Bitching over a $5 copay on a $400 Rx is a sign that yes, you are a fucking tool, and yes, you deserve a punch in the throat. #
  • "Im a Pharmacist" // "Can you get me some vicodin?" // "Oh sure, come on in and i'll just give you some you fucking druggie" #hsreunion #
  • We have pts asking when "Obama is going to pay for their drugs!" They are Medicare/Medicaid…. Soylent green I tell you, soylent green. #
  • Love your life? Think you have the world by the balls? On cloud-nine of joy? Fix all that by starting an exciting career in retail pharmacy! #
  • Retail pharmacy is like being a female porn star; you get paid, you get dicked day in and day out, and only once in a while you get yours. #
  • You may love the job, and love the profession, but getting deep dicked by insurance companies and the public make it miserable. #
  • You may think the grass is greener on the other side, until you realize that you still get dicked, its just owned by a different person. #
  • Students always say im being too negative, until they get out and work for a year. Then they praise how right I really am. Well Duh. #
  • For those optimistic students who think "Oh, my career will be different", I have news for you. Its not. #
  • I could participate in #top100Lies but I really would have 100 lies to get vicodin early. #
  • I just used the words 'burning' , 'junk', and 'sadfaced' in a capsacian cream consultation. Who's got 2 thumbs and doesnt give a shit? #
  • You want #Top100Lies for a living? Try retail pharmacy! You'll get 200-300-500 lies! #
  • My grandbaby stole my vicodin #top100lies #
  • My doctor said he faxed the early refill auth this morning #top100lies #
  • Anything that starts with "Okay heres what happened…" #top100lies #
  • Anything a patient says dealing with narcotics #top100lies #
  • "Hi honey how was your day"….. "Oh Fine" <– #top100lies #
  • I didn't pick up my pain pills from another pharmacy last week #top100lies #
  • Yeah, I have my insurance card right here #top100lies #
  • No, I didn't add 5 refills to that oxycontin prescription #top100lies #
  • The doctor said I could get it early, I have a 'standing order' for soma #top100lies #
  • My doctor called in my methadone #top100lies #

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