Angry Tweets for 2012-04-15

  • Last night ended and today started shitty. #
  • As long as theres coffee with your baileys thats okay right? #
  • Im looking at my lab slip and im wondering how much I can throw off my AST/ALT ratio. #
  • Im also wondering how I should answer the question "Do you consume more than 3 alcoholic beverages per week" without a red flag/lying #
  • Students: 1/4 coffee, 3/4 baileys; drank down to 1/4th volume then qs'd with baileys. Use aliquot method to determine coffee content. #
  • Man, from my tweets you'd think I had an alcohol problem, well fear not, alcohol has no problem going into my mouth. #
  • Ive determined that I have drunk down and qs'd this bailies so much, that the coffee content now can be considered a homeopathic remedy. #
  • Sometimes I wonder if its my wit or my insanity that makes me so popular/funny. #
  • I'm thinking of being a demotivational speaker for pharmacy schools. Shit I do it now for free. #

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