- You can always tell if your female tech is married or not by how she shakes the amox suspension. #
- How do you make every female pharm tech on the internet self concious? Call out how they shake amoxicillin. #
- If politicians were pharmacists, they would make their techs do all the work, promise early narcs to everyone, and never show up to work. #
- Oh, and on a narc inventory, they would clam that 500 vicodin were 'smashed and broken' and had to be disposed of. #
- If there was a pharmacy reality show, I want to be on it. If someone made a pharmacy movie, I want a cameo on it. #
- I want to be like Stan Lee in all the comic-book movies. I think that would fucking rule. #
- In the movie, @Burbdoc can call in my Rx for Vicodin, Soma, Ativan, and Prometh with Codeine for which I will pay for with a check. #
- Then 2 days later, I will "leave it all on the bus" and call the pharmacy every 2 mins until @BurbDoc approves the early fill. #
- Best idea ever: Me having a cameo on House MD. "Early fill again House? You're as bad as the crackheads!" #
- I would say to House "Bitch, you play an asshole on TV, I play one in real life" #
I love this stuff. Reminds me of our recently retired staff pharmacists.