Angry Tweets for 2012-04-19

  • Protip: If you need to bring in your wife to explain a early methadone fill, make sure shes less fucked up as you are. #
  • OH GOD QUIT CRYING ON THE COUNTER! ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR LIFE SUCKS SO QUIT BLAMING ME. #
  • Time to see whats in The Angry Liquor Cabinet… Fuck, this is either going to be a good night or a vomitorium. #

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