Angry Tweets for 2012-04-12

  • In pharm school I was thinking of getting the vancomycin chemical structure as a tattoo. Now im still thinking of it. #
  • I dont mind if your mother calls in regarding your medication, but if you're almost 50 and your mother still does, it explains a ton. #
  • So, shall we all troll this RPh masturbation fest and make me the winner? #
  • The longer your story, the less I believe it. "I lost them i'm a dumbshit" >> "Okay heres what happened…… blah blah blah blah blah" #
  • So your lazy, irresponsible, government spoon-fed lifestyle is somehow my problem now? When did I become your mother? When did I give a shit #
  • So sit on your couch, smoke a bowl, watch Judge Judy, listen to some skrillex, and go fucking bother someone who gives a shit. #
  • Sorry for the Skrillex hate, but when you make music that sounds like Mag Citrate bowel sounds through a synth, you deserve what you get. #
  • Case in point: The "OH MY GOD" is the same phrase I used right before my asshole turned inside out. #
  • And for those of you new, heres the mag citrate story: #
  • . @SatiricalShrink @burbdoc Any doc who writes for Intermezzo better send nude pix of the rep along with the Rx to prevent a knifing. in reply to SatiricalShrink #
  • Shit is too serious on twitter tonight. We need more poop and drunken escapades! #

Angry Tweets for 2012-04-11

  • Todays pharmacy anthem/story of my life: #
  • The same idiots who forget their insurance card/ID at home are the same idiots who forget condoms when they put it in. #
  • Is the collection of empty hard alcohol bottles on my desk a sign of professional development or just the state of pharmacy in general? #
  • People ask why im so hateful and bitter. I ask them why they collect a welfare check, refuse to work, and pop out children like pez. #
  • "Is it okay to drink while on antidepressants" Official answer: No. Real-life answer: Fuck yeah! #
  • I was going to have an easter egg hunt around the pharmacy with eggs filled with soma and vicodin, but the law prevents that. #
  • Its been too quiet at work lately. This means that someone is either going to shit on my floor or hold me up at gunpoint. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-04-10

  • A baseball bat to the face doesn't seem like a bad idea.. For me, not my patients. #
  • Am I a bad person for not stopping people from buying Niacin to "flush" their system for a drug test? #
  • TAP'S MIRACLE DRUG-FLUSH SOLUTION! 500mg Niacin, 1 bottle of Mag Citrate, and a long car-ride. Pharmacist approved! #
  • What the fuck is up with old people and talking about their turds. I dont care when the last time you pooped. #
  • They talk like pooping is some monumental thing that I should be proud of. Next thing I should be proud of wiping your ass by yourself #
  • Fellow patients: Dubstep sounds like shit when played through regular speakers, it REALLY sounds like shit when played as a ringtone. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-04-04

  • "Fill all my regular meds" = Too lazy/stupid to call in numbers or on 30 meds because a pill > taking care of themselves. #
  • Oh, and "Fill all my meds" = Hoping the pharmacist wont notice my vicodin is 2 weeks early in the mess of Rx's i need filled. #
  • Ever wonder why patients who cant take care of shit themselves always have so many kids, they cant take care of 'stuff' themselves. OH ZING! #