Angry Tweets for 2012-09-05

  • One Angry Pharmacist, One bottle of GoLytely, One Colonoscopy. A Twitter Exclusive, #taplightly – Be here for the play by play. 9/11/12 #
  • If you thought the Mag Citrate was bad, prepare for the torrent. #taplightly #
  • No really, I am going to drink a gallon of fucking golytely and give you all the play by play. FOR SCIENCE! #
  • I already have my bottle of generic GoLytely picked out. Its sitting here in front of me.. taunting my asshole… #
  • Yes, I did say generic golytely. For fucks sake why buy trade name if you're only borrowing it for the GI transit time? #
  • If I mix a mag citrate in between GoLytely drinks, maybe I can achieve flight. #

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