Angry Tweets for 2012-09-06

My gallon of GoLytely taunted me today. I was not pleased. #
Election years is like GoLytely; yeah, it sucks when it explodes out of your asshole, but after its all done it really doesnt matter. #
To the GI docs out there, can I chase go-lytely with vodka? Its clear! #

Rants from the most trusted profession.

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