So, here we are again.
Where as the mighty angry one been all these years? I’ll be honest. Life. Thats right, fucking life. Happens to the best of us boys and girls. Get married, have kids, and suddenly you’re on statins, getting a colonoscopy, watching your pharmacy infamy die a horrible rotting death, and watching ‘my 600 lb life’ hating that fucking doctor’s gold stethoscope.
Well, that and I just didnt give a fuck anymore about the daily crackhead grind and idiot patients. I had reached pharmacy-zen where every problem was no big deal. I expected the early refill bitching and the stupid lost script song and dance. I expected idiots to not understand they had a deductible first of the year (like the previous 5+ years that they magically ‘forgot’ about). It’s hard to rant about shit when you expect it coming in the door for 10+ hours a day.
Plus the server the site was on was held together by duct-tape and bailing wire. I was afraid to post for fear of the entire deck of cards falling down. No really, it was a strong Go-Lytely fart away from exploding.
Not to mention (I absolutely hate this fucking part) that I had to watch what I post and couldn’t be as raw as I had in the past. Yeah, censoring yourself sucks. However since our president is 1000x worse than I am, fuck it trebek!
In other words I’m as full of excuses as your typical crackhead…. Only i’m not hounding you on the phone…. or staring at your face… or wishing you dead… or wanting a gallon of prometh with codeine for my ‘bronchitis’… Ya’ll got the yellow norcos? I’ll pay cash!
HOWEVER! That being said, after hearing the calls of help from you all, I dumped money into a server, got my shit together, got a new shitty site layout that will not be 100 years out of date, and decided to MAKE PHARMACY GREAT AGAIN (Okay, so maybe I wont make it ‘great’, I’ll just make it suck a whole lot less)! Like motherfucking Batman coming out of retirement (actually I think im more of a Deadpool’ish sorta crazy).
Motherfucking #tapreturns (for the record, I fucking HATE hashtags. Like really hate them. Twitter ruined the internet.
Enough about my excuses! Here are some tidbits that are in the pipe for ranting:
- eScripts and how much they make my life hell (complete with image examples of some whacky ones if I can figure out how to strip all the metadata out so people dont get in trouble with the HIPAA police)
- Docs who take altered C2 Rx’s and say “Oh just fill it anyway”. Yeah, what the fuck.
- All the bullshit the DEA makes us do now for stupid Opoids + Soma + Benzos. As if I did enough babysitting.
- Just general fucking bitching about DIR fees and other insurance bullshit.