Category Archives: Pharmacists

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-11

  • Reminder, my live tweetcast of a gallon of go-lytely doing the indy 500 through my GI track starts tomrorow, ~7pm Pacific. #
  • Regarding Tomorrow: "This shit is going to be off the hook! And down my legs, and splattered on the back of my balls, my ass, etc" #
  • I have instructed the wife go stock up on toliet paper. Or maybe a ShamWOW. #taplytely #
  • There must be an impatient asshole crackhead virus going around. Day has been nothing but them. #
  • In 24 hours I will be preventing lift-off and nursing the biggest hickey on my ass-cheeks ever. #
  • So if I swallow a bag full of gummi-bears whole, then chase it with go-lytely, i wonder if ATF would consider that a firearm. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-05

  • One Angry Pharmacist, One bottle of GoLytely, One Colonoscopy. A Twitter Exclusive, #taplightly – Be here for the play by play. 9/11/12 #
  • If you thought the Mag Citrate was bad, prepare for the torrent. #taplightly #
  • No really, I am going to drink a gallon of fucking golytely and give you all the play by play. FOR SCIENCE! #
  • I already have my bottle of generic GoLytely picked out. Its sitting here in front of me.. taunting my asshole… #
  • Yes, I did say generic golytely. For fucks sake why buy trade name if you're only borrowing it for the GI transit time? #
  • If I mix a mag citrate in between GoLytely drinks, maybe I can achieve flight. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-08-29

  • Well today already went to shit, I woke up this morning. #
  • Sitting here thinking at what point will some asshole ruin my day. Its like russian roulette of pharmacy. #
  • You know what solves burnout? Having bills to pay and a family to provide for. No choice but to suck it up and fucking deal with it. #
  • Its not like your patients dont care about you, they just care about their pain-pills a whole lot more. #
  • My career choices in life were a porn star or a pharmacist. I chose the one that got fucked over more. Lucky me. #
  • Coffee, check. Antidepressants, check. Loss of faith in humanity, check. No more fucks to give, Check. Ready for work! #
  • I used to get pissed @ welfare pts going on long vacations, now i've just accepted that they've won and we've lost. We work and they play. #
  • Maam, if you wish to set your big hanging titties on my counter, please have the courtesy to wipe off the moon-shaped sweat marks when done. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-08-22

  • So if there is "legitimate rape" can we have "legitimate stupidity?" Is there an ICD9 code for that? #
  • I have pill dust on the lower part of my shirt. I either am trying to get a crackhead BJ or had a 90yo man ejaculate on me. #
  • Whew! Im glad congressmen say stupid shit, or I might have to hear more about Jersey shore or the Kardashians. Thanks Congress! #
  • Im tired of all the rape/politic talk on twitter. Lets get back to stupid patients, buttholes, poop, etc. #
  • Congress in a nutshell: Bunch of whiny fucks who couldn't hold a real job if given one. Need to grow the fuck up and run the country. #
  • FUCK! A hefty prednisone taper for a pt who can barely hold a conversation. Good troll Doc. Well played.. Well played.. #
  • You can barely comprehend what im saying and you're being put on insulin? Welp, it was nice knowing you! #