Category Archives: Pharmacists
Angry Tweets for 2012-08-29
- Well today already went to shit, I woke up this morning. #
- Sitting here thinking at what point will some asshole ruin my day. Its like russian roulette of pharmacy. #
- You know what solves burnout? Having bills to pay and a family to provide for. No choice but to suck it up and fucking deal with it. #
- Its not like your patients dont care about you, they just care about their pain-pills a whole lot more. #
- My career choices in life were a porn star or a pharmacist. I chose the one that got fucked over more. Lucky me. #
- Coffee, check. Antidepressants, check. Loss of faith in humanity, check. No more fucks to give, Check. Ready for work! #
- I used to get pissed @ welfare pts going on long vacations, now i've just accepted that they've won and we've lost. We work and they play. #
- Maam, if you wish to set your big hanging titties on my counter, please have the courtesy to wipe off the moon-shaped sweat marks when done. #
Angry Tweets for 2012-08-28
- Me to intern: "You sure you wanna go into pharmacy" Intern: *shrug* Me: "Bitch I wasnt warned, you're being warned, no bitching later on" #
Angry Tweets for 2012-08-22
- So if there is "legitimate rape" can we have "legitimate stupidity?" Is there an ICD9 code for that? #
- I have pill dust on the lower part of my shirt. I either am trying to get a crackhead BJ or had a 90yo man ejaculate on me. #
- Whew! Im glad congressmen say stupid shit, or I might have to hear more about Jersey shore or the Kardashians. Thanks Congress! #
- Im tired of all the rape/politic talk on twitter. Lets get back to stupid patients, buttholes, poop, etc. #
- Congress in a nutshell: Bunch of whiny fucks who couldn't hold a real job if given one. Need to grow the fuck up and run the country. #
- FUCK! A hefty prednisone taper for a pt who can barely hold a conversation. Good troll Doc. Well played.. Well played.. #
- You can barely comprehend what im saying and you're being put on insulin? Welp, it was nice knowing you! #
Angry Tweets for 2012-08-18
- There are two kinds of patients in the world, ones that makes you want to kill them, and ones that make you want to kill yourself. #
- Pt is picking up vicodin/soma and talking about going home to take a nap. Boy, what a hard hard life you live. #
- Ive realized that pts wont go where they can get personal service, they go for the cheapest, sloppiest, quickest service they can find. #
- Then they nail you to the cross when their lazyness/stupidty ends up getting them hurt/killed. Welcome to America. #
- Picking up your Rx's should not be like double parking at a whore-house, fast/sloppy isn't always better. #
- Aint no party like a crackhead party cuz a crackhead party dont stop! #
Angry Tweets for 2012-07-24
- Some days you go "what the fuck?" before you even get to work. #
Angry Tweets for 2012-07-13
- When a patient hands you their cellphone (nicer than yours btw) and says "my doc wants to ok this". 100% of the time its for narcotics. #
Angry Tweets for 2012-06-28
- Thinking of doing a reddit AmAA (not saying who I am or where I work) when I get a day off. Would you fuckers actually ask me anything? #
Angry Tweets for 2012-06-26
- A huge helping of Viagra to @drugmonkey you old fart! Happy fucking birthday! #
- BELAY THAT LAST TWEET. @drugmonkey viagra will be ready after a 2.25 hour wait. Go have a seat and i'll call your name when its ready. #
- Im sorry @drugmonkey but your insurance isn't allowing your Viagra to go through. It'll be 2 more hours until they get the auth in. #
- You a pharmacist who works in the trenches? You agree with me on everything? Sign this: https://t.co/bNMDkFZR #
Angry Tweets for 2012-06-09
- MD Office: Press 1 for patients, 2 for doctors, if you're a pharmacist calling for something not covered, go fuck yourself. #